Ok.
I've been thru this twice, with you.
The first time, I was so new and didn't know jack about diddly.
The second time, I was "that close" to being able to do more than say, "Bon voyage!"

The third time is a charm...for whatever should be "Your Ship Came In!!!"

That's where my focus is. The outcome of the Perfect Vacation.

mY FOcus is just trying to focus on 1 thing at a time......


Ok, I think Im going to get some sleep!!! Have a good night!!

Good night, and thanks for the chat.

Sweet dreams!

ugh it snowed about 7 or 8 inches last night

Mornin' world .. its raining, and overcast AND ?? ... PLUS 10 c here /// MELT you bastages SNOW melt

WOW !! +10 ?!?!!? holy sub tropical weather your having !!

This will make men want to move to Guam.




Proof That The World Is Nuts



In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.




(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.






(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.






(A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.






(Much worse than 'going blind'!)

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.






Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.




(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.






The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.






(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.






(But of course!)

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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.






(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.






(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'






(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam !)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.






(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.






(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.




(From drinking little bottles of???)






(Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.






(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.






(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.






(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last?






Turtles can breathe through their butts.






(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning.)

how does one get to Guam

Deflowering virgins takes a special gift.



What gift?



A pencil-sized prick!!



Well? What did you expect? That they were looking for foot-long hotdog guys?

head east , hop on a boat till when land ends an then go over the next chunk of land (bring water weapons an food its a long journey with many wild animals and war zones along the way) an when ya hit water again ya need to get back in your boat ,,,then you have to go over some more land an more water an more land again till ya get there

I feel so .... ENLIGHTENED now .. hahahahah , or jealous , I'm not sure

Dear diary.........











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SNOWING!!!

morning mirror!!! Do you have all your power up yet??

Dear diary.......why go to Guam when you can come to canada. Im practically a virgin!!!

yeah I got electricity

I am GLAD I live in CANADA then ... more born-again-virgins , like me HAHAHAHAHAHAH

offer gypsy timbits, and we will see how fast those panties come off.!!

Tim bits!!! Does that come with a English Toffee coffee???