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I will be glad to discuss this proposition with my attorney, and that after I talk with one, we could either discuss it with him or discuss it with my attorney if the attorney thinks it is a wise thing to do, but at the present time I have nothing more to say to you.
Lee Harvey Oswald Drink to me! Pablo Picasso Wait a minute... Pope Alexander VI, talking to God Am I dying, or is this my birthday? Nancy Astor We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. Decca Recording Co., rejecting the Beatles Pardonnez-moi, monsieur Marie Antoinette, after stepping on her executioners foot. Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight. Lord Byron Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way. Robert Erskine Childers, to his firing squad I'm bored with it all. Winston Churchill Please put out the light. Theodore Roosevelt |
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1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine. 2. I can’t sleep Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan 3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. Said by: Humphrey Bogart 4. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian 5. I live! Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers. 6. Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud. 7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist 8. Now why did I do that? Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813. 9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution. Just paying the bills… |
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1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine. 2. I can’t sleep Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan 3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. Said by: Humphrey Bogart 4. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian 5. I live! Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers. 6. Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud. 7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist 8. Now why did I do that? Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813. 9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution. Just paying the bills…   
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If only I could find the safety video I seen of a horrible accident on a military base because someone ignored a NO SMOKING sign. The signs in the video were everywhere and you can see a jeep with an officer pull up to one of the bombers as it was being fueled and loaded for takeoff.
Yes, loaded with you know whats all around it and several other planes. Needless to say the kaboom was huge... What was worst was seeing the officer in the jeep smoking a cigar as it pulled up to the jet. What was even worst was all of the No Smoking signs everywhere. Famous Last words were what?? NO SMOKING!!!!! 
Now I need to be spanked. I am smoking! 
That's better... |
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The last words of any redneck teenager living in the deep south-
"Hey!!! Watch this!" |
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