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...is a phrase I commonly use when something falls out of my purse, or whatever....
Do you talk to inanimate objects? Even worse...do you swear at them?  What do we hope to accomplish?
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Sure, I do it frequently.
When I drop my car keys -- "Hey, get back here!" When something is balancing precariously -- "Stay. Sit. Heel." When something insists on falling, no matter where I put it, I'll end up just throwing it on the floor or ground and say, "THERE, you S.O.B.! You want to fall so bad? FALL, then!" |
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I sometimes do it, but I get sick and tired of the smarta$$ comments I get back in return!
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When I walk around with my keys in my hand searching for them I am often caught saying "where the D-i-c-k-e-n-s are they"
Notice how I couldn't write the famous writers name on this site without being sensored  
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All the time...keeps me from being nasty to animate objects I suppose
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When I walk around with my keys in my hand searching for them I am often caught saying "where the D-i-c-k-e-n-s are they" Notice how I couldn't write the famous writers name on this site without being sensored Hi, Robert!!! When I see Spotted D-i-c-k, I think of you!!!!
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I was married to one for ten years
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I hate it if I drop something and it goes under the bed I'll say "well ya just had to go there didnt you! stay there see if I care " unless its something I need
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Absolutely
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does yelling at the Tv count?
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Like...is it odd that when I look at your pic on the screen, and say, "You clever little mother****er!" that's talking to an inanimate object?
Right? I mean...it's not like you hear me. 
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I'd stare in wonder as I would watch my ex wrenching on the Harley...first, he'd start mumbling...then he'd start cussing...then he'd proceed to beat the bike up...as if that might be the mechanical cure...
Don'tcha know that you gotta be sweet to the machines? I'd purr to my car "C'mon Betsy...I know you can do it, Baby...it's only a coupla' more miles to the gas station..." She never let me down... 
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Edited by
vanstone
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Mon 02/09/09 09:23 AM
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if one of my lawn mowers breaks i swear at it and kick it or worse lol the rest of my working crew tends to keep far away from me when something breaks....
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Like...is it odd that when I look at your pic on the screen, and say, "You clever little mother****er!" that's talking to an inanimate object? Right? I mean...it's not like you hear me. OMG, if people could actually hear what I say! 
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Like...is it odd that when I look at your pic on the screen, and say, "You clever little mother****er!" that's talking to an inanimate object? Right? I mean...it's not like you hear me. Heeeeeey! Who you callin' a muthafokker? |
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Like...is it odd that when I look at your pic on the screen, and say, "You clever little mother****er!" that's talking to an inanimate object? Right? I mean...it's not like you hear me. Heeeeeey! Who you callin' a muthafokker? This is a test. This is only a test. We now return you to..... |
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 *crazy azz computer!*
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When I shut off the radio/music/TV I love to say
STFU |
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When I walk around with my keys in my hand searching for them I am often caught saying "where the D-i-c-k-e-n-s are they" Notice how I couldn't write the famous writers name on this site without being sensored Hi, Robert!!! When I see Spotted D-i-c-k, I think of you!!!! I got a sexual connotation from you at last 
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When I shut off the radio/music/TV I love to say STFU At least devices obey you...but people, on the other hand...
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