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Yeah Gypsy, let that sh!t shine forth...so take of your pants already.   
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Oh wait I know! Because my mom's basement has cable AND a mini-fridge with every kind of Hot-Pocket. Nah that's not it... How about TONS of free weed! DUDE! |
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Yeah Gypsy, let that sh!t shine forth...so take of your pants already. Really? THATS whats hard to believe? Sheeeit I'm still trying to get over the fact that that's not butter. |
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<----kicks chef in the nuts and walks away.....with a big smile!!!
 <------shakes dat azzzzzzzz oh ya!!!! BADDA BING BADDA BOOM!! 
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because they can and have been doing a lot worse.
oh, and i don't have any kids or ex-wives so there's no drama there. because i don't live in mommy's basement(or any other part of the house for that matter). because i don't share needles. because i am that damn good. because i can wipe my own a$$. because i bathe on a regular basis. because i have a penis and they (the women) don't. because the force is strong with this one. because i'm more than meets the eye. because i have a brain and a pulse. because their lives would be more fulfilled. because the energizer bunny's got nothing on me. i'm the one who taught him how to keep going and going and going and going.  
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Ha! You missed! Myka didn't give those back to me today!
Hahahaha...awww maaan! |
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Ha! You missed! Myka didn't give those back to me today! Hahahaha...awww maaan! Isn't that just like myka? Not givin' yer balls back to you? |
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Don't worry Moof, one day you'll be re-united with yours too.
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Edited by
moofooga
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Mon 02/09/09 12:20 AM
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You're too late, remember? I was handed them back when I was dumped a while ago!
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Yeah Gypsy, let that sh!t shine forth...so take of your pants already. Ya in UR DREAMS BUDDY! hahaha |
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Yeah Gypsy, let that sh!t shine forth...so take of your pants already. That'sbecause he's got PEANUTS for brains he couldn't get a WOMAN like you even in his DREAMS! |
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wanker + alcohol = little penis 
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I wish!
If only alcohol made it behave, then I wouldn't have to follow it around all morning. |
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date you? (This is your chance to shine) Because I am me.... Down to earth and honest...not bragging. Simply being honest. Peccy you know me well enough to know that.  |
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I wish! If only alcohol made it behave, then I wouldn't have to follow it around all morning.
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Ha! That is but a flesh wound...get back 'ere I'll bite yer ankles off!
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<----chops chef's little arms off.....no chicken waggers left!!!
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omgggggggggggggg I keeeeeeeeeeeel myself!!!
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Because I have a sudden craving for someone to fetch me a shrubbery...about yay high.
And later we could chop down this tree with... A HERRING! |
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Mon 02/09/09 12:30 AM
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