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Your best buddy is taking a nap on the floor when suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: They will die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don’t kick them while they sleep, they will never wake up. The problem is, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them, they will die too. Since you can't tell them the truth, what excuse will you use to explain this attack? Yes, the beer flows freely here! I had a problem like that once. |
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I slipped on a nanner peel...sowwwwy!
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oh my god! you switched clothes with my self defence dummy? I thought the dummy felt a tad too stiff.
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I would say i tripped over them
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