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Topic: input wanted
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 02/06/09 08:25 PM Edited by Dan99 on Fri 02/06/09 08:26 PM
The difference is being able to leave the door open, or not And if there is a skid mark on the back of the pan, it is probably yours if you are at home

logjammin Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 157	Fri 02/06/09 08:40 PM
If ya gotta go...ya gotta go....the only difference for me...if I know anyone is around, I do the Tarzan yell...just to get them to back off...unless I had Jalapenos...then I just do the crying and whimpering thing while pleading for someone to hold my hand...that also makes them back off...... yeah jalapenos make my butthole feel like it has chapped lips

AngieH79 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 2494	Fri 02/06/09 11:22 PM
I had a friend with IBS who could clear out public restrooms no problem.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 02/07/09 08:33 AM
I actually knew a very disturbed individual who was a "Turd Grafitti Artist"...need I say more?

Drago01 Joined Tue 12/30/08 Posts: 1311	Sat 02/07/09 08:36 AM
Not much of a difference here. I have a powerflush at home too.

swampfox1980 Joined Sun 01/04/09 Posts: 195	Sat 02/07/09 08:37 AM
yep...I got one about a little me, from family 'story times'. We (me and my parents) were at a Christmas party at my Dad's boss' house. They were all standing around drinking beer or whatever, and I had to go. I told Dad, and he says to me If you gotta go, then go. So, there in front of the whole crowd, little 'ol me drops trou and I go. In front of the boss, clients, coworkers and all...and I couldn't even get in trouble cause he told me to go..

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sat 02/07/09 08:42 AM
Some people come here to sit and think, But I come here to sh!t and stink. Though now I sit all broken hearted, tried to sh!t, but only farted. Put that in your paper.

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Sat 02/07/09 08:43 AM
My legs are very, very strong. They get that way from doing the hover squat at the Yew York Subway Turdletts

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sat 02/07/09 08:47 AM Edited by sensualsweet on Sat 02/07/09 08:49 AM
I was riding with a friend and we were stuck in rush hour construction traffic at a dead standstill for what seemed like hours. She had to go something fierce, and rather than run across the highway to the weeds alongside the road, she chose to crap in a Wendy's cup from our lunch. She wiped with Wendy's napkins and put the lid back on the cup, which we promptly disposed of at the next exit once traffic got going again.

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Sat 02/07/09 08:48 AM
try pooping in a job site sh!tter...nasty,especially in the summertime here in florida

swampfox1980 Joined Sun 01/04/09 Posts: 195	Sat 02/07/09 08:52 AM
yeah..I'll go in the woods behind the site, or pop open a manhole that hasn't been connected first

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 02/07/09 08:52 AM
try pooping in a job site sh!tter...nasty,especially in the summertime here in florida And why is it that evey time I use a Port-A-Potty...somebody has thrown a corn cob down the hole? Ever notice that?

swampfox1980 Joined Sun 01/04/09 Posts: 195	Sat 02/07/09 08:53 AM
ever notice that the A/C is always broken in the portta-potties? they need to send out a service tech to fix em...probally got a freon leak

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sat 02/07/09 08:54 AM
I had a friend with IBS who could clear out public restrooms no problem. IBS is no picnic... I can no longer trust a fart, a cough, or a sneeze... and I keep spare undies in the glove compartment just in case. I also keep TP in the car as well. I know where all the restrooms are at all my favorite stores... heck, I should have my own personalized stall at this point. Family and friends know not to get in my way when I get that urgent look on my face and I'm running for the bathroom.

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Sat 02/07/09 08:56 AM
I just realized, we're all sitting around here talkin' sh!t!!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sat 02/07/09 08:57 AM
I like the idea of the courtesy flush....in the middle of your "job". That's very respectful of the other occupants smellers!

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Sat 02/07/09 08:58 AM Edited by heathersaysgobucks on Sat 02/07/09 08:58 AM
I also think your idea for your paper is fabulous! I can smell an A+. It's an absolute "ringer".

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Sat 02/07/09 08:59 AM
try pooping in a job site sh!tter...nasty,especially in the summertime here in florida And why is it that evey time I use a Port-A-Potty...somebody has thrown a corn cob down the hole? Ever notice that? Those bastages should keep the corncobs with them. Unsightly and very disturbing.

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Sat 02/07/09 09:00 AM
try pooping in a job site sh!tter...nasty,especially in the summertime here in florida And why is it that evey time I use a Port-A-Potty...somebody has thrown a corn cob down the hole? Ever notice that? i try not to look down there but i did have the blue stuff splash on my butt once after it was just cleaned

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 02/07/09 09:03 AM
try pooping in a job site sh!tter...nasty,especially in the summertime here in florida And why is it that evey time I use a Port-A-Potty...somebody has thrown a corn cob down the hole? Ever notice that? i try not to look down there but i did have the blue stuff splash on my butt once after it was just cleaned Aw man! After reading & then seeing the movie "Dreamcatcher"...I'm always on the look-out for "sh!t weasles"...!