This is cool, real or not. Makes one wonder...

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate
and for which you voted. If my understanding of the provisions in this
bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States
for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000
fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good
deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before
everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes
every year, so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result
for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges
throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still
have college-age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
( retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

<Sign Here>

Kat

Kat that is to much for me to read could u just give it to me
straight

lol Silly woman.

JUST IN CASE anyone wonders: I believe that everyone should be welcome
here to call this home. We should all be equal in our rights. But, it
seems that I have less than some. Especially according to this letter.

Kat

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kat didn't mean
that.............

lol. Nooooo, sweet Kim. That wasn't for you. That was for just in case
someone came in to attack me. who didn't understand.

Kat

Dang! Where do I sign up?

I know what cha meant, lovely kat>>>

Sign me up too!

Good one Kat...

Sometimes the government really doesn't think about its native
constituants when it does something. Where do I sign up..LOL

Sign up? Well, I suppose: One could copy and paste, then sign where it
tells you too?
Who knows, to actually send it too?

Kat

i do not know how to copy and paste

Good one! If you find out where to send it, let me know!

Dammit Kim...."I can't find that darn sticking out tongue
emoticon"

the majority of illegals DO pay income taxes...and they'll never be able
to touch the social security paid in.

by using defunct social security numbers, the money goes in...and stays
there. they also pay sales tax on anything they buy here.