You Might Be A Badge Bunny If............

1. Like a fish, you are attracted to bright, shiny objects. Example:
handcuffs, a gold badge.

2. You are the pursuer in a high speed chase.

3. You think SWAT is a sex game.

4. Flashing blue and red lights make you horny.

5. You unbutton your blouse before running the red light.

6. You ask the officer for his name and number first.

7. You think handcuffs look better on you than diamonds.

8. You run a red light hoping to get a date.

9. When pulled over, 'you assume the position' before the officer gets
to your car.

10. Frisking ? you mean foreplay?

11.You think a traffic citation is a love letter.

12.You dial 911 for phone sex.

13. You join Ladies Who Love Lawmen.

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