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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 20
OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Thu 02/05/09 12:42 AM
good to hear bro

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Thu 02/05/09 12:43 AM
dear diary.......who? what? why? did they just let in 100's of people???? My man counter has gone INSANE!! that's a hellava lotta lumber.!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Thu 02/05/09 12:43 AM
dear diary.......who? what? why? did they just let in 100's of people???? My man counter has gone INSANE!! And you don't have a cat picture!? what gives!?

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Thu 02/05/09 12:44 AM
it cant be

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/05/09 12:45 AM
there is another crazy !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/05/09 12:45 AM
Dear diary........ Butt shots kill!!!

OrangeCat Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76874	Thu 02/05/09 12:50 AM
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/05/09 12:52 AM
if there was a bi-sexual parade, would it go both way's ???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/05/09 12:52 AM
getting tired....

Cowgirlstomp Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 729	Thu 02/05/09 12:52 AM
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. ha ha! I was only kidding at the blonde jokes. I don't take it personally...

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/05/09 12:53 AM
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. lmao !!!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/05/09 12:53 AM
getting tired.... ya, me too !

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/05/09 12:54 AM
man cannot live by bread alone ! he also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of wd-40 !

Cowgirlstomp Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 729	Thu 02/05/09 12:56 AM
man cannot live by bread alone ! he also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of wd-40 ! very true....

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/05/09 12:58 AM
if a deaf person swear's, does their mom wash their hand's ???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/05/09 12:59 AM
if a deaf person swear's, does their mom wash their hand's ???

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/05/09 01:01 AM
you can tell im getting tired .....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/05/09 01:02 AM
I can barely type.......but I want to finish my diet coke....

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/05/09 01:03 AM
do you suppose the inventor of the vibrator, heard a voice that said, "if you build it, they will come" ???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 02/05/09 01:04 AM
do you suppose the inventor of the vibrator, heard a voice that said, "if you build it, they will come" ??? that person is soooooooooooo RICH RIGHT NOW!!!