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cya in a bit!

So my studio is a fortress. My 15 drawer snapon and craftman rolling tool boxes are in my kitchen. Craig was over before the holidays mysteriously digging through my drawers of the toolbox and not for tools. I caught him and never thought much about it. Until this morning. I think banishment from a large family is a worse punishment than filing charges. I think his mom and his brothers giving him the finger along with myself is pretty funny.

What was the worth of what he stole??

dear diary.......another one wants my msn or yahoo......wth? you cant talk to me here??? Why dont I just give you my bank card too????

He stole some items from his brothers new home also. Can you say disowned, branded, and marked? Thief is not a good nickname to have in town. Debating my options. Remember I can be the worlds biggest asshole. It would be kinda funny to have to fish his new chevy silverado pickup out of a lake. That usually costs about 5 grand. And still having payments- your insurance would be canceled- and you'd have to get bonded to drive that vehicle. That would be a depressing day. And your pickup truck would forever smell like fish and dirty lake water. Hmmmmmmmmm. Better yet? Maybe a joyride in his 70 GTO that he spent 5 years restoring. Sideswiping some yellow concrete poles down both sides would teach him a lesson. He'd cry. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Decisions, decisions. Vengeance is in order. Not today. Not tomorrow. Maybe 5 years from now- thiefs gonna have one really bad day. Really bad. I'm hurt and very disappointed. Sorry to all for my personal problem. At least I have some sort of sense of humor about it. The saddest part is how much help and nice things I did for the guy over the last 10 years. Its like I got backstabbed by a brother. My biggest fear honestly is if my father finds out. My dad would be very very angry. 6'4" and 312 pounds worth of angry. So don't tell my pa!

That sucks when its family. I havent had to disown any family members except maybe my sister's husband but he isnt really "family"...he is just the a-hole that married my sister.

...enough for a conviction of possesion and receiving and selling stolen property. On top of his felony record for growing pot, posession, and intent to distribute that got him a year and a half in the pen- I could f*ck him up. But I don't play that way. I'm gonna make him feel like he made me feel......really disappointed. For now he's banished.

I think a few cans of sardines on his engine and maybe sewn into the seat of his truck would be a good start!!!


What are you typing with 1 finger today???? Biker is slowwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Dear diary........have you ever tried to type with your teeth?????

itttttttts kdfhjdfsjks hgaaarrrrrrrd!!

Sorry for being slow. My father called me and we talked job prospects and about his upcoming birthday party saturday. Dad will be 70. And he's making chicken noodle soup and its way good. He stews the chicken for 2 days and it makes its own broth. Love pa pa. He's so cool.

How is the job hunting???? Btw.....I just kicked ya in the butt!!! Did ya feel that???? ooooooooooh I bet ya did!!!

Lemme try to kick you back. My nudges haven't been working. It says try again later.

Dear diary, how could I stop being such a huge ****. Being a cynical prick might be funny for a while, but in long run it just fails. Not like I tried to be one, it has just grown so well onto me. ****.

EDIT: Woah would not have guessed this will hide the ugly words. Well, fill the blanks.

I believe if you used a frost and tip cap your life will change!!!

Its stupid. It says nudges sent. Then underneath it says its busy- try again later. Stupid nudges. But funny roseanne rosannadanna card you sent. Ha ha ha!!! I wanna put that on my voicemail.

I loved that card!!! Now I want one....

Thumper and I have been kicking each other all morning!!!

I never got a nudge from you yet.....just bald headed fat men in spandex body suits!!!!

I'm depressed, I get wet, my face broke out, I'm naucious, I'm constipated, my feet swelled, my gums are bleeding, my sinuses are clogged, I got heartburn, I'm cranky, and I have gas!