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Topic: Send me money!
scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 05:08 PM
This is no way to treat a veteran.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 05:10 PM
OK, let's all join in for a rousing round of: I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy!!!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 05:18 PM
God told me I need to raise $500,000 or he'd call me home.

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Wed 02/04/09 05:19 PM Edited by STARTRAVELER on Wed 02/04/09 05:23 PM
This is no way to treat a veteran. Get your butt into Manlaw if you want drinks you shameless hussy !

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 05:20 PM
God told me I need to raise $500,000 or he'd call me home. Just turn the phone off, silly. Noone said you HAVE to answer! If I help, are we splittin' it?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 02/04/09 05:20 PM
Money, pffffft, just send me Pepsi. Lots of Pepsi.

beautyfrompain Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 4696	Wed 02/04/09 05:20 PM
God told me I need to raise $500,000 or he'd call me home. I'm thinkin NOT

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 05:22 PM
O.K....really...my baby has been kidnapped and I need ransom money.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 05:22 PM
Money, pffffft, just send me Pepsi. Lots of Pepsi. Hang on, we're working on it: day and night! It takes time to put in a pipeline, dontcha know?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 02/04/09 05:23 PM
Money, pffffft, just send me Pepsi. Lots of Pepsi. Hang on, we're working on it: day and night! It takes time to put in a pipeline, dontcha know? I'm thinking IV would work.

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Wed 02/04/09 05:25 PM Edited by markc48 on Wed 02/04/09 05:26 PM
Get a job

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 05:25 PM
O.K....really...my baby has been kidnapped and I need ransom money. That's NOT what you told me! You said that hyenas made off w/ the baby. Well, I'm waiting. Which is it, hmmm?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 05:26 PM
I need a life-saving medical procedure that's not covered by my insurance.

Cooleststud Joined Mon 12/22/08 Posts: 371	Wed 02/04/09 05:27 PM
I have tons of money laying around my house. I found it in the couch, under the tv stand, and in my wallet. Give me your bank account number and pin. Also to verify your who you say you are I need your full name, address, phone number and your credid card number, the expiration date and the three digit number on the back. I'll make sure you have the money in no time :)

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 05:28 PM
Money, pffffft, just send me Pepsi. Lots of Pepsi. Hang on, we're working on it: day and night! It takes time to put in a pipeline, dontcha know? I'm thinking IV would work. OK, but this might hurt, just a little! Anyone have a bullet for Lex to bite down on? Never mind, got one right here...

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 05:31 PM
I need a life-saving medical procedure that's not covered by my insurance. Fine, I'll operate! Where did I put that confounded scapel? Stop wigglin', lie still or I'll end up cutting the wrong thing off...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 05:35 PM
O.K....kiddies...go find yr Daddy's wallet or yr mommy's purse. Inside you'll find some green paper....

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 05:42 PM
O.K....kiddies...go find yr Daddy's wallet or yr mommy's purse. Inside you'll find some green paper.... That's it, you're grounded! Besides, my parents told me not to talk to strangers that hang out in front of Xmas trees...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 06:15 PM
I'll pay you back...I swear

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Wed 02/04/09 06:25 PM
What kinda free gift do I get for my donation to your worthy cause???