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OK, here goes; The cat puked back in the corner under the workbench and when I went smell hunting I found it had been there so long it had turned into a ball of mold. There was a 'basement bug' next to it and there was a can of bug killer in reach so I sprayed it. The whole ball of mold started 'undulating'(?) and dying bugs came rolling out.  Don't Panic! Oh LAWD have mercy! Undulating!?!  Man! I don't feel so bad now...Earlier today when I was talking to P2 on the phone...I had to spit really bad...daintilly, of course...didn't pay attention to the blowing wind...& well, you can figure out the rest. What's worse is that I admitted it to him & grossed him out thoroughly, too... |
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you asked.......and but of-course they were
 it was horrid! i've cleaned up human bodies a few days old and have seen a group dead, but it's not as gross, just more personal and heart wrenching. nothing like those wonderful pigs, blessed be for the poor things.....needless deaths... in new orleans, you can smell the bodies in the crypts in graveyard st louis no.1 and no.2, for they don't embalm, and since they are oven vaults above ground, they start baking to a ripeness that i'm glad i don't live next to. |
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Edited by
Marley
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Tue 02/03/09 10:56 AM
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Last summer I went outside early in the morning while it was still dark. It was right after a heavy rain. So, I decided to let my dogs out to do their business.I was walking around barefoot. As I was bringing the dogs inside, I stepped in some mud. So I wiped it off with my hand. It wasn't mud.
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Last I went outside early in the morning while it was still dark. It was right after a heavy rain. So, I decided to let my dogs out to do their business.I was walking around barefoot. As I was bringing the dogs inside, I stepped in some mud. So I wiped it off with my hand. It wasn't mud. Marley...you should know by now that they don't make "steaming" mud... |
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When I would get mad at the ex, I would do things like. Wait till she had guests over and then take her used tampon out of the trash and asked what it was, was she okay, did she hurt herself. I would walk around the grocery store with her at the other end of the aisle and yell that I found the lly Itch creme she needed, etc.
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When I would get mad at the ex, I would do things like. Wait till she had guests over and then take her used tampon out of the trash and asked what it was, was she okay, did she hurt herself. I would walk around the grocery store with her at the other end of the aisle and yell that I found the lly Itch creme she needed, etc. 
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Awww TBRich! That sounds like a match made in Heaven...& when I say Heaven...I mean Hell...
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I had all four wisdom teeth removed in the same day. Needless to say my mouth was rather numb.
The holes were still fresh and the gauze was at full capacity. I was sitting at my computer and felt something warm on the top of my thigh. As I looked down I realized that my mouth had filled with blood and drool and was pouring out of my mouth like a thick rust colored waterfall. Its not so gross right now but at the moment it was pretty epic. |
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I had all four wisdom teeth removed in the same day. Needless to say my mouth was rather numb. The holes were still fresh and the gauze was at full capacity. I was sitting at my computer and felt something warm on the top of my thigh. As I looked down I realized that my mouth had filled with blood and drool and was pouring out of my mouth like a thick rust colored waterfall. Its not so gross right now but at the moment it was pretty epic. I had three pulled at once and my sister drove me over to Walmart across the street to get my prescription filled for the painkillers. We had our kids with us the two oldest were 8, the next two were 6 and her baby was 2. My six year old niece kept asking me what happened and could she see it.....so when the cotton was soaked I went to take it out of my mouth (trying to do it discretely as possible) she pulled my hand away and the bloody gauze and cotton fell on the floor....in the middle of the store....with the long line of drool that won't break.... 
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I had all four wisdom teeth removed in the same day. Needless to say my mouth was rather numb. The holes were still fresh and the gauze was at full capacity. I was sitting at my computer and felt something warm on the top of my thigh. As I looked down I realized that my mouth had filled with blood and drool and was pouring out of my mouth like a thick rust colored waterfall. Its not so gross right now but at the moment it was pretty epic. I had three pulled at once and my sister drove me over to Walmart across the street to get my prescription filled for the painkillers. We had our kids with us the two oldest were 8, the next two were 6 and her baby was 2. My six year old niece kept asking me what happened and could she see it.....so when the cotton was soaked I went to take it out of my mouth (trying to do it discretely as possible) she pulled my hand away and the bloody gauze and cotton fell on the floor....in the middle of the store....with the long line of drool that won't break.... Isnt that fun? 
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Yeah, especially when she screamed at the top of her lungs...........................then asked to see the holes in my mouth..............
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Yesterday.
I put on a pair of jeans and the hangover the top look like a mushroom cloud. How disgusting.   But I'm getting rid of that stuff... soon.
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Yesterday. I put on a pair of jeans and the hangover the top look like a mushroom cloud. How disgusting. But I'm getting rid of that stuff... soon. Oh! We call that "muffin top"...
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*shamelessly bumped*
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Edited by
hellkitten54
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Tue 02/03/09 07:09 PM
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Nothing that I have done really. But when my son was about two weeks old, I went to change his pee diaper and I had him lying on my brothers white comforter and then I heard a loud noise. He sh!t ten feet across the room, all over my brothers bed and all over me.
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When was the last time you grossed yourself out? I'll admit it if you will... Tonight at the restaurant someone dared me to stuff 4 pickled eggs in my mouth at the same time. Took a picture with my cell and yeah, that grossed me out! |
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When was the last time you grossed yourself out? I'll admit it if you will... Tonight at the restaurant someone dared me to stuff 4 pickled eggs in my mouth at the same time. Took a picture with my cell and yeah, that grossed me out! Post the pic! Pretty please! |
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When was the last time you grossed yourself out? I'll admit it if you will... Tonight at the restaurant someone dared me to stuff 4 pickled eggs in my mouth at the same time. Took a picture with my cell and yeah, that grossed me out! Post the pic! Pretty please! What???????? I can gross myself out, but being the gentleman that I am I can't gross out a lady! The preceding was said in fear of being nudged with a pitch fork again! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 02/03/09 07:23 PM
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Like oh my god!!!
You guys are like soooooooooooo grody! Like grody to the max!!!!!!! Like im soooooooooooo sure! Like totally!
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Like oh my god!!! You guys are like soooooooooooo grody! Like grody to the max!!!!!!! Like im soooooooooooo sure! Like totally! Oh you. |
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