I guess I'm not insightful enough to be a movie critic, maybe I could be a food critic; "These muffins taste bad." Or an art critic; "That painting is bad."

I don't think criticism is your forte.

No?

i could use a live in girlfriend, but that's not really a job. and since i may be losing my job soon, i may be living out of a van in the near future.


seriously, what r u into?

stripping is a good occupation

I'm confused...

i mean what types of things do you like to do?

not serious about the live in girlfriend thing.

It was a joke

St.Louis Community College at Florrisant Valley has an Excellent career assessment program. Most all community colleges and universities do through Student services.

Some employment offices also offer this service.

If you have any sort of disability Division of Vocational Rehabilitation does also and it is free.

Many large companys have employee placement and retention programs where you can be assessed and trained at company expense.

So do Women's Shelter programs and abuse counseling centers. Or Mental Health Centers. Don't know that applies but FYI for readers.

Unions offer job placement and training programs.

All public libraries have a Career Catolog that describes most job descriptions, the training required, and the number of jobs predicted in the immediate economy and where. Average incomes earned.

I guess you could work at a paper company... :)

That was a great episode btw

it's so hard to convey humor and sarcasm in text.

Nice, you get an A+

LIGHTER SIDE IDEAS.....just kidding


Under water basket weaver

Acne Treatment testor

Proof reader for porn magazines

Personal shopper service for a casket company

Sperm collector for livestock breeder

Crash Test Dummy Dresser

Parade Pooper scooper

Mosquito counter for vector control

Where do I apply? Can I be all of those, what would I be called then?

You would have your own t.v. show called, 'Dirty Jobs w/Jessicapickle'

Bill yourself as "The Critic For People With ADHD." That way you can seem trendy and sympathetic at the same time.

Another great job is comedian for the Alzheimer's ward at the nursing home. You never have to come up with new material.

I think with your name, alone, you could be a pickle inspector....