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Sweet, sexy, awesome fat chick looking for a good man that's not a scaredy wuss of his own shadow.
Is house trained and can draw pretty pictures. Is fun to pet and is extremely loyal. Please send message if you think you can help. There is no fee for this! |
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hahahahahaha Oh honey! I laughed so hard I spit coffee on my keyboard!
That is a great sales pitch!!! Best of luck! (that really made me smile so big!) |
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LOL.
At least I'm good for something :P I hope your keyboard is OK. I can't afford to replace it:P *hugs* |
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So that's what I'm doing wrong. I need to advertise!!
Let's try it. Middleaged, potbellied, fugly man seeks lithe, nubile young trollop for discreet encounter.. Must like the sound of panting and wheezing and the smell of Vicks Vaporub and Metamucil breath. |
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Bwahahahahaaaa....oh god! STOP!!!....hehehehehehe (breathe krupa...breathe...)
Dude! That is hilarious!!!! Oh man...I am tearing up here... The keyboard is fine honey! Big hugs right back atcha.....Too bad I just got claimed....I am not afraid of the big girls. But, I have no doubt that you will do just fine...... |
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Sweet, sexy, awesome fat chick looking for a good man that's not a scaredy wuss of his own shadow. Is house trained and can draw pretty pictures. Is fun to pet and is extremely loyal. Please send message if you think you can help. There is no fee for this! Awesome! You go girl!! 
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Edited by
willing2
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Sun 02/01/09 07:24 AM
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Sweet, sexy, awesome fat chick looking for a good man that's not a scaredy wuss of his own shadow. Is house trained and can draw pretty pictures. Is fun to pet and is extremely loyal. Please send message if you think you can help. There is no fee for this! Is being house-broke really mandatory? That's the only one I missed on the exam. OOOOPPPPPSSSSS!!!!!! And I'm wayyyyy tooooo old for you. |
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Let me know if this works
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Hmmm, sounds pretty good. Do you mind being petted by a slightly cynical older male with a good deal of mileage under his belt?
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.... Do you mean like... more than... 20 years older? Cause that's kinda... a big difference.
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Hmmm, sounds pretty good. Do you mind being petted by a slightly cynical older male with a good deal of mileage under his belt?
Now 'Loo, be fair. Tell the nice folks that you really do have issues w/ your shadow. Even if it is true, your pretty pictures far surpass all others! 
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.... Do you mean like... more than... 20 years older? Cause that's kinda... a big difference.  Yes yes I know. Forgive me if I was overwhelmed by your charm. 
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Hmmm, sounds pretty good. Do you mind being petted by a slightly cynical older male with a good deal of mileage under his belt?
Now 'Loo, be fair. Tell the nice folks that you really do have issues w/ your shadow. Even if it is true, your pretty pictures far surpass all others!
 Thank you. At least my issues are right out front where everyone can see them. In fact, I make it a point to show em even if they don't wanna see em.
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Hmmm, sounds pretty good. Do you mind being petted by a slightly cynical older male with a good deal of mileage under his belt?
Now 'Loo, be fair. Tell the nice folks that you really do have issues w/ your shadow. Even if it is true, your pretty pictures far surpass all others!
Thank you. At least my issues are right out front where everyone can see them. In fact, I make it a point to show em even if they don't wanna see em.
LOL... well... I mean... shadows CAN be scary... just gotta man up! LOL. |
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Hmmm, sounds pretty good. Do you mind being petted by a slightly cynical older male with a good deal of mileage under his belt?
Now 'Loo, be fair. Tell the nice folks that you really do have issues w/ your shadow. Even if it is true, your pretty pictures far surpass all others!
Thank you. At least my issues are right out front where everyone can see them. In fact, I make it a point to show em even if they don't wanna see em.
My eyes! 
Playin'! I think, at least, you know that I was kidding, yeah? Since your humour seemed to be going right over someone else's head, I couldn't resist.
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LOL. At least I'm good for something :P I hope your keyboard is OK. I can't afford to replace it:P *hugs* at least you're good for something??? I'm sure you're good for soo much. i hop eyou think soo too. |
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LOL. At least I'm good for something :P I hope your keyboard is OK. I can't afford to replace it:P *hugs* at least you're good for something??? I'm sure you're good for soo much. i hop eyou think soo too. Awwwww!!!! Thank you! Well lets see... I can... hop on one foot:P |
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Sweet, sexy, awesome fat chick looking for a good man that's not a scaredy wuss of his own shadow. Is house trained and can draw pretty pictures. Is fun to pet and is extremely loyal. Please send message if you think you can help. There is no fee for this! If it doesn't work , say in the next 30 days, will you be offering a fee ? Just kidding
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Sweet, sexy, awesome fat chick looking for a good man that's not a scaredy wuss of his own shadow. Is house trained and can draw pretty pictures. Is fun to pet and is extremely loyal. Please send message if you think you can help. There is no fee for this! If it doesn't work , say in the next 30 days, will you be offering a fee ? Just kidding
I don't think I'd ask people to pay for me if I can't even GIVE myself away. LMAO! |
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