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buy lots of batteries May I suggest stock in Duracel...then get batteries for free. 
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If I were a "boy" I would beat the asses of all the people that hurt my best (girl) friend
 It up....... This is going to be a switching of the gender thread "If I was a boy" "If I was a girl" So now the boys are the girls and the girls are the boys If I were a boy even just for a day I'd roll out of bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted And go drink beer with the guys |
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If I were a "boy" I would beat the asses of all the people that hurt my best (girl) friend It up....... This is going to be a switching of the gender thread "If I was a boy" "If I was a girl" So now the boys are the girls and the girls are the boys If I were a boy even just for a day I'd roll out of bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted And go drink beer with the guys Can I Can I please please |
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First thing I'd do:
Pee standing up. Camping would be so much easier. |
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If I were a boy even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted And go drink beer with the guys And chase after girls I'd kick it with who I wanted And I'd never get confronted for it 'Cause they stick up for me If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I'd be a better man I'd listen to her 'Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted 'Cause he's taking you for granted And everything you had got destroyed If I were a boy I would turn off my phone Tell everyone it's broken So they'd think that I was sleeping alone I'd put myself first And make the rules as I go 'Cause I know that she'd be faithful Waiting for me to come home, to come home If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I'd be a better man I'd listen to her 'Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted 'Cause he's taking you for granted And everything you had got destroyed It's a little too late for you to come back Say it's just a mistake Think I'd forgive you like that If you thought I would wait for you You thought wrong But you're just a boy You don't understand And you don't understand, oh How it feels to love a girl Someday you wish you were a better man You don't listen to her You don't care how it hurts Until you lose the one you wanted 'Cause you're taking her for granted And everything you had got destroyed But you're just a boy |
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After a lousy night of sleep. here is what I would do if I was a "boy"
If I were a "boy" I would beat the asses of all the people that hurt my best (girl) friend
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After a lousy night of sleep. here is what I would do if I was a "boy" If I were a "boy" I would beat the asses of all the people that hurt my best (girl) friend Is that an ok to do so |
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 I am going to handle this my own way, don't you say a word After a lousy night of sleep. here is what I would do if I was a "boy" If I were a "boy" I would beat the asses of all the people that hurt my best (girl) friend Is that an ok to do so |
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You got it.......and did I tell you how much my heart hurts.....You hurt Merle the Pearl and I hurt.
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My
 is  beyond repair, but it will heal in time You got it.......and did I tell you how much my heart hurts.....You hurt Merle the Pearl and I hurt. |
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isnt there enough gender confusion these days without glorifying it with its own thread
  
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(That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced the grime on the door She a long lost love at first bite Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right That's right (That, that) (That, that) Backstage we're having the time Of our lives until somebody say Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whipped out her gun And tried to blow me away (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady So never judge a book by it's cover Or who you're going to love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord imagine my surprise (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady Baby let me follow you down Let me take a peek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me all night Baby let me follow you down Turn the other cheek dear Baby let me follow you down Do me, do me, do me, do me Ooh what a funky lady She like it, like it, like it, like that, Ooh he was a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady (That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow |
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isnt there enough gender confusion these days without glorifying it with its own thread awww cmon Mark you know you always have thought it would be cool to have big boobs for a day. 
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I met her in a club
down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A Lola la la la la Lola Well I'm not the world's most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine oh my Lola la la la la Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man oh my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night under electric candle light she picked me up and sat me on her knee and said "Dear boy won't you come home with me?" Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy but when I looked in her eyes I almost fell for my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola I pushed her away I walked to the door Well I fell to the floor I got down on my knees then I looked at her and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay and I always want it to be that wayfor my Lola la la la la Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls it's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola la la la la Lola Well I left home just a week before and I'd never ever kissed a woman before but Lola smiled and took me by the hand and said "Dear boy I'm gonna make you a man" Well I'm not the world's most masculine man but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola la la la la lola la la la la Lola Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola |
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isnt there enough gender confusion these days without glorifying it with its own thread awww cmon Mark you know you always have thought it would be cool to have big boobs for a day. ive already got man boobs, so nothing new here!! besides if i were a woman id be a lesbian....something about women i just love 
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That's no brainer ... I'd be playing with my boobs all day
I would call them , Righty and Lefty 
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isnt there enough gender confusion these days without glorifying it with its own thread awww cmon Mark you know you always have thought it would be cool to have big boobs for a day. ive already got man boobs, so nothing new here!! besides if i were a woman id be a lesbian....something about women i just love omg your too cute Mark.....I am glad you love women so much...because when your around it just makes us all happy happy..... |
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That's no brainer ... I'd be playing with my boobs all day I would call them , Righty and Lefty lol lol but this is the thing if your were a woman you wouldn't be so obsessed with your boobs....roglh |
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OK just for a second
as a woman I would like a DTH and FETTS sanswhich tyvm 
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