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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 19
scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Sat 01/31/09 12:42 PM
Why own a pit bull? Just rent gary coleman, make him take off his clothes, and put him on a leash. Same thing. Ha ha ha ha!!! I gotta go gang. Bye. biker! i wish i didnt lose ur number

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 01/31/09 01:08 PM
<<-- feeling left out the JW's where knocking on my neighbors door oooh one of em was cute so I ran an brushed my hair THEY DIDNT KNOCK ON MY DOOR!!!!! Jehovah will not save you today!!!! Maybe tomorrow when you look like CRAP!!! I WOULDA saved HIM !!!!! Honey, if you'd have gotten hold of him....could you deal with him screaming the Second Coming??? welllllllllllll once I showed him my wayz he would abandon his beliefs an become my love slave!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 01/31/09 01:20 PM
you go girl !

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 01/31/09 01:29 PM
Honey, if you'd have gotten hold of him....could you deal with him screaming the Second Coming??? welllllllllllll once I showed him my wayz he would abandon his beliefs an become my love slave!!! That's what I thought. But old habits die hard. He would then be going door to door, handing out pamphlets, and saying, "Friend, do you know the way to salvation? I do!!! I'm her love slave!!! This is the Good News that I am sharing! By the way...would you happen to have a snow shovel that I can borrow??"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/31/09 01:47 PM
Dear diary,,,, its TOO COLD to wear slutty whorish clothing!!! DAMMIT!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 01/31/09 01:50 PM
it make's it better if it's cold out !

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 01/31/09 01:50 PM
Just be all that you can be, sweetlips.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/31/09 01:53 PM
PFFFFFFFFFFT.......Im tired just thinking about it. I guess I will just dress normal.....like a funked out hairdresser!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 01/31/09 01:54 PM


chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 01/31/09 01:57 PM
i cant decide if i want to cook .... or just go uptown and have dinner ??????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/31/09 01:59 PM
i cant decide if i want to cook .... or just go uptown and have dinner ?????? Lately my cooking has been better than what you can get at restaurants. I took my son out for lunch the other day and it cost me $30 and wasnt even good!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 01/31/09 02:02 PM
ya, i know ..... but im not in the mood to cook right now ....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/31/09 02:04 PM
My friends think I live inside my computer.......

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 01/31/09 02:05 PM
Slutty whorish clothing??? need to borrow something????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/31/09 02:07 PM
Slutty whorish clothing??? need to borrow something???? Hey Jess!!! No I have lots of slutty clothing.......its just too cold.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Sat 01/31/09 02:07 PM
ok, now i want pic's you two ~

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/31/09 02:08 PM
I havent felt well since that last bout of Norwalk......

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 01/31/09 02:08 PM
Slutty whorish clothing??? need to borrow something???? Hey Jess!!! No I have lots of slutty clothing.......its just too cold. Thermal thong perhaps??? Furry push up bra? Yak net stockings? Insulated corset?

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 01/31/09 02:09 PM
Hi Chevy. Oh and good morning Gyps.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 01/31/09 02:09 PM
<----slutty whorish clothing!!!