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Topic: Sick Jokes and stories
Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Thu 01/29/09 08:39 AM
A guy takes his dog into the Vet to get it spade. The spaying charge was $125.00. The dog dies after the procedure of unknown causes. The vet was surprised that the dog owner was not very upset about it. The dog owner hands the vet $30.00. The vet says, the bill was $125.00. The dog owner says, "No, your standard fee for killing a dog is $30.00, and that's all I'm gonna pay.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 01/29/09 08:42 AM
LOL.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Thu 01/29/09 05:33 PM
Doesn't anyone have any sick jokes or stories to tell? Well if not, a funny one will do.

agate763 Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 511	Thu 01/29/09 07:33 PM
What do you call a kid, with no arms or legs, in a pile of leaves?? Russel What do you call a kid, with no arms or legs, in a swimming pool?? Bob

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Thu 01/29/09 07:41 PM
What do you call a kid, with no arms or legs, in a pile of leaves?? Russel What do you call a kid, with no arms or legs, in a swimming pool?? Bob

rickfw Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 542	Thu 01/29/09 07:51 PM
WHATS THE WORST THING ABOUT EATING VEGATABLES GETTING THEM BACK IN THE WHEEL CHAIR

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Thu 01/29/09 08:04 PM
Now we're rolling ! {I have one that is so sick I hesitate to put it on here.)

keepthehope Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 4263	Thu 01/29/09 10:38 PM

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