Topic: Intelligent little black girl!
Fanta46's photo
Tue 01/27/09 10:31 PM
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?” and he smiles.

“OK”, she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama … when you don’t know ****?”


Winx's photo
Tue 01/27/09 10:32 PM
laugh

DTHRomeo's photo
Tue 01/27/09 10:34 PM
laugh laugh laugh

keepthehope's photo
Tue 01/27/09 10:43 PM
laugh laugh

Italy0219's photo
Tue 01/27/09 11:39 PM
Great...rofl

Fanta46's photo
Sat 01/31/09 12:07 AM
Thanks.
I dont tell jokes on here much but I really liked this one!bigsmile

GLG2009's photo
Sat 01/31/09 12:12 AM

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?” and he smiles.

“OK”, she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama … when you don’t know ****?”




A very old joke, just inserted the new president!

Fanta46's photo
Sat 01/31/09 08:36 AM
Yeah,,, LMAO
like any of these jokes are original or new!!!slaphead

PATSFAN's photo
Sat 01/31/09 08:38 AM
laugh laugh

plk1966's photo
Sat 01/31/09 08:40 AM
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