How a fight starts?
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>My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on tv?" I said "DUST."
AND THEN THE FIGHT BEGAN
>My wife and I were sitting at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend, I understand she took to drinking right after we split up, many years ago, and hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long."
And THEN THE FIGHT BEGAN
>I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak medium rare, please." He said, "Arent't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself."
AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED
>A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,"I feel horrible: I look old, fat, and ugly, I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight is damm near perfect."
AND THEN THE FIGHT BEGINS
>A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. At 3am there is a loud noise outside. The woman bewildered, jumped up and yelled at the man, "Holy crap. That must be my husband!" So the man jumped out of bed: Scared and naked jumped out of the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband." The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"
AND THEN THE FIGHT BEGINS
>My wife and I are watching WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE while we were in bed. I turn to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I said then, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED

OK...what am I missing....is it the blank page reply?
Has horsegirl gone invisible also?

That was hilerious!!!!lmao

Ditto for me - haven't laughed this hard in a while!!

Thanks, here are a couple more of the same....
AND THEN THE FIGHT BEGAN

>I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Lite for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her that the beer would make her look much better at night than the cold cream.
AND THEN THE FIGHT BEGAN
>My wife asked if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.
AND THEN THE FIGHT BEGAN