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Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table At which he’s fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat! Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass. Tax all he has, Then let him know That you won’t be done 'til he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he’s good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he’s laid. Put these words upon his tomb, “Taxes drove me to my doom.” When he’s gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the Inheritance Tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax Capital Gains Tax CDL License Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Court Fines (indirect taxes) Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Expense (tax on the money) Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Local Income Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Road Toll Booth Taxes Road Usage Taxes (truckers) Sales Taxes School Tax Septic Permit Tax Service Charge Taxes Social Security Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Toll Bridge Taxes Toll Tunnel Taxes Traffic Fines (indirect taxation) Trailer Registration Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers’ Compensation Tax Not ONE of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world and had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. With the increased taking of our earnings, more families now need two earners to meet expenses. And I STILL have to press 1 for English. |
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I live in Taxachusetts
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Hey man...I live in Taxass...I know this all too well...
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That was a taxing read..
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i live in killadelphia
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So are taxidermists more popular this time of year?
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Simplified IRS tax form:
1. How much money did you make? _________ 2. Send it in. |
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Taxes and death can't change them so why complain about them.
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I figure the "revenooers" are gonna gut & skin ya' anyway...
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