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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 18
wiley's photo
Thu 01/29/09 10:03 PM
I have decided that from this moment henceforth --














There shall be cheese!

wiley's photo
Thu 01/29/09 10:03 PM
Carry on.

OrangeCat's photo
Thu 01/29/09 10:04 PM
and pickles

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Thu 01/29/09 10:04 PM


laugh Tomorrow night Ya nut! laugh
Scout and I will be there. I need instructions on that infernal device! Where do I put the flash cubes? Is there a film advance? Will I look fat?(for once) Is my shaving cut that noticable? Should I place a warning saying" Things look bigger than on line"?
I shall be waiting!!!love :wink: laugh laugh laugh

I have no idea about webcams.....cause if I had one I know I would be flashing myself to strangers in far off lands.......devil noway laugh I mean.......Muriel would!!!noway


All I know, is the danged thing has a "zit" on top of the display. And its suposed to be a cam!shocked

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Thu 01/29/09 10:04 PM
I just ate cheese on melba toast.......it was FABULOUS!!!bigsmile

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Thu 01/29/09 10:05 PM






Knock Knock!!! Who der????huh laugh


You have such a small waist.surprised

Cool.
Its my wet suit......it sucks in all the fat!!!laugh


Give it to me. I want one.pitchfork
It also sucks in your boobs......its not all a bed of roses ya know!!!noway laugh noway


Can you breath?laugh
YES!!! Breathing is essential for surfing!!!bigsmile

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Thu 01/29/09 10:06 PM
drinker Cheesy chilli dip for the game!

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Thu 01/29/09 10:06 PM



laugh Tomorrow night Ya nut! laugh
Scout and I will be there. I need instructions on that infernal device! Where do I put the flash cubes? Is there a film advance? Will I look fat?(for once) Is my shaving cut that noticable? Should I place a warning saying" Things look bigger than on line"?
I shall be waiting!!!love :wink: laugh laugh laugh

I have no idea about webcams.....cause if I had one I know I would be flashing myself to strangers in far off lands.......devil noway laugh I mean.......Muriel would!!!noway


All I know, is the danged thing has a "zit" on top of the display. And its suposed to be a cam!shocked
????

wiley's photo
Thu 01/29/09 10:06 PM

I just ate cheese on melba toast.......it was FABULOUS!!!bigsmile


You are allowed to commence with the cheese eating. Or you were anyway.



Carry on.

wiley's photo
Thu 01/29/09 10:08 PM

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Thu 01/29/09 10:14 PM
NIBBLE........

I almost typed nipple!!!noway

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Thu 01/29/09 10:15 PM
devil That's okay!

purplecat's photo
Thu 01/29/09 10:20 PM
I havent had pankakes in a lonnnnnnngggggg time
or my nipples nibbled .......

damn it.....:angry:

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Thu 01/29/09 10:22 PM
I will take both.........for $3 alex!!!!laugh devil

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Thu 01/29/09 10:24 PM
omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg












muriel is being terrible tonight!!!devil noway devil

purplecat's photo
Thu 01/29/09 10:26 PM

I will take both.........for $3 alex!!!!laugh devil



me to but the nibbled nipples first pancakes later pitchfork bigsmile sigh........

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Thu 01/29/09 10:27 PM
Edited by scoundrel on Thu 01/29/09 10:28 PM
Nippley Pancakes is the subject.

The answer is:


She made Paris famous for cultural openness by modeling for the largest billboard picture of an aroused nipple. Featured in Playboy and Penthouse magazines, the billboard display of the nipple alone measured 2' 10" tall. The term "pancake" came to be applied to breasts like hers, for she wore a B-cup...loosely.

For 3,000 jujubes, and the win, the question is....

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Thu 01/29/09 10:27 PM
ok but I want the maple syrup on my nipples too!!!:tongue: devil

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Thu 01/29/09 10:29 PM

Nippley Pancakes is the subject.

The answer is:


She made Paris famous for cultural openness by modeling for the largest billboard picture of an aroused nipple. Featured in Playboy and Penthouse magazines, the billboard display of the nipple alone measured 2' 10" tall. The term "pancake" came to be applied to breasts like hers, for she wore a B-cup...loosely.

For 3,000 jujubes, and the win, the question is....
Ohhhhhhhhhh I know this!!!! uhhhhhhhhhhhhh she used to be with johnny depp!!!! gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww

purplecat's photo
Thu 01/29/09 10:29 PM
surprised

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