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| Topic: The Australian Sheep Farmers Son | |
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On an Australian sheep farm out in the bush and hundreds of miles away from the nearest civilisation, the farmers son reaches his 21st birthday.
The boys father calls him, smiles and says to him, "Now you're 21, I think it's high time that you experienced the outside world. Here's $1000. Go to the city, and sample the joys to be found there." The young lad sets off and two days later arrives in Sydney. He goes into a bar, and after several drinks, he starts talking to a young lady. After deciding to go back to her place and arriving there, she says, "I'm jst going to change. You make yourself at home." She disappears into the bathroom and a few minutes later is startled to hear scraping, banging and grunting coming from the bedroom. On entering, she sees that the guy has piled all the furniture, carpets etc in one corner of the room. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" She screams. He wipes his brow and says. "Well. If you Sheilas are anything like the kangaroos, we're gonna need all the room we can get!"  
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