Topic: The Computer Programmer and the Frog
uk1971's photo
Tue 01/27/09 08:56 AM
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up,
"I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says
"OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later,
"Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!".
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says,
"What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer,"
he replies.
"I don't have time for sex ... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

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Tue 01/27/09 09:17 AM
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Wed 01/28/09 12:20 AM
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