The old farmer and his wife are lying in bed contemplating life.
The business is gong rapidly downhill, and they are running short of
money.
The old farmer leans over, grabs his wifes' breast and says,
"If we can get these to work,and give us some milk, maybe we can get rid
of the cows."
Then he reaches down and reaches between her legs and says,
If we can get this to work and get it to lay some eggs, we can get rid
of the chickens."
His wife then leans over to him, grabs between his legs and says,
"If we can get this to work, we can get rid of your brother."

Heck, if they could just get the brother to work, their business would
be profitable....