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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 26 | |
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Protecting his jolly ranchers...
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sexually fondles his rifle in bed at night when the lights are out
 
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has two sets of teeth
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The person that shot JFK
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owns a free range chicken ranch in Okalahoma and raises "preforming" chickens
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dresses up for him at night AS a "performing" chicken hahaha
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Is outside in the schoolyard clapping erasers right now
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Looks forward to reading all the erotic email she receives every morning
(Hola Mi Amor, are you going to root for my Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl this Sunday?) |
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he knows i will root for anyone he wants!
is this Football we're talking about? |
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Says that if my team wins on Sunday she is going to give me a bottle of Hornito's Tequila (Regular Tequila and then she gets undressed, HA HA HA)
Football? There is no substitute. |
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El burro sabes mas que este hombre...y la cucaracha, y el cornejo..todos los animales.
El dice Yo quiero taco bell, y los trabadores contesta, "Que dice? Lo siento, hombre, Se ha equivocado Ud. de sitio. Vendimos la pizza" Que lastima Jhavez.. por brosito. el esta triste. |
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Mi Burro esta listo para ti.
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likes me to smoke his cuban cigars
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knows I like a woman that smokes "often"
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is being appointed head of the "hot and smokey "department in the president's cabinet
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meets me for a smoke break in the cabinet
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is training midgets to wash his car
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her favorite car part: Drive Shaft
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Wants to take me out on a date to "find it"
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Wants me between the sheets. Ooops, wrong thread
Likes long distance relationships |
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