Topic: USRSF
uk1971's photo
Sun 01/25/09 06:04 AM
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .
5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS


The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

bigsmile :banana:


MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 01/25/09 06:49 AM

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .
5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS


The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

bigsmile :banana:





rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

keepthehope's photo
Mon 01/26/09 01:30 AM
That's a good one!!laugh :banana: laugh