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After being married for many years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, many years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things. My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis... |
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Smart lady.
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that is so messed up lol
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That is great!
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Love it good one
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Shows the mind of a man in mid-life crisis, but heck, he's more at the END not middle!!! (Just kidding!!! We ALL KNOW 60 is the new 40, RIGHT???? )
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After being married for many years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, many years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things. My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis... |
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