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 i would like protection from falling into the trap of dating married women...be seeing you
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My premium would be extremely high, because I'd have to pay for full coverage. Liability just wouldn't cut it, and I just don't have that kind of money.
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Complain of a headache.
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honey i have a headache
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Puking on me or inside my car after getting plotzed on the booze. Don't you hate when that happens? It actually happened to me one time, too. I can't tell you how many car fresheners I've used to try to get rid of the smell. I hada chic do that in a Vette I had. I finally just replaced the carpet..... Helpful Hint: Calling us "chics" doesn't make points, my dear man. 
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Would "broad" be better?
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Spend the evening conversing with my bewbs...
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To have them not spend the entire time Bi*ching about the ex wife/girlfriend and the horrible things that she did to him
save that kinda stuff for the therapist 
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that he wouldn't harm me in any way
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that he wouldn't harm me in any way There's no insurance policy for that one because there's a 100% chance of that happening. It's after the fact, when we realize it, and what we do about it, that matters. |
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