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I got a ****atiel who keeps saying 'Who's a pretty boy then'
 
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When I'm at work, they watch pay-per-view, surf for porn, make long
distance calls, drink the last beer in the fridge, read my mail and leave one sheet of TP on the roll.....no wonder they're napping by the time I get home from work 
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GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! NOW! NOW! NOW!
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UK, I can't believe your bird was bleeped. That's too funy.
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lol-sushi.
oh waitress.....can I order my meal now! oh bartender.....Can I have another drink!Now! hey cook.....I don't like this-give me something else! hey maid.....heres something for you to clean up! |
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I had a dog but he ran away......I'm not sure what that says..lol
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my dog, and her name was COOKIE, now Ms. Big Pig, wants to eat, and all
the time. So, when I come home, it is let me OUT and what's for dinner. 
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JB lol
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MY 2 CATS (SAHARAH AND LITTLE ONE) ARE ALWAYS SAYING "CUDDLE TIME
DAD".AT NIGHT THEY FIGHT OVER WHO SLEEPS ON MY CHEST.BUT I ALWAYS TELL THEM TO PICK A SPOT AND LAY DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP.THEY LISTEN.NO LIE. |
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i have a ****iteal that i have had for 20 years his name is tonto
and he tells me he loves me everyday and every morning he wolf whistles at me and he can dance to the song bad to the bone and he is my best friend when iam all alone iam teaching him to say i love you paddy and he keeps saying i know i know
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awwwwwwwwwwwww peaches |
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I thank my pet told me to F off today let me sleep.
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Whooops THINK not THANK
Hehe ooops |
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Right now she's saying the rotten ***** won't give me any of her steak
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Lisa-
Thanks I needed a good laugh. Whisper-I know ya love him but hes gotta sleep sometime.HeHe
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Joe - when I had two cats, they did bite each other while "fighting" for
the spot on my chest, but finally the larger one accepted to stretch from my navel down while the little one lied over my chest with her little paws stretched to almost the inside my ears LOL. They felt way too hot, though, after a while! A live fur coat they were!
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What does my pet say about me????
Nice things....she likes me...lots. 
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My dog would probably say, stop working so much you're never home!!!
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OOopps!! I forgot to mention she's a dog...an Australian blue cattle
dog, or heeler. |
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