On a passenger flight from New York to London, the pilot comes over the
P.A System as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what
altitude they'll be flying, the expected arrival time, a bit about the
weather and advises them to relax and enjoy the flight.
Then, forgetting to turn his microphone off, he turns to his co-pilot
and says,
"What would relax me now is a cup of coffee and a blow job."
One of the stewardesses immediately begins running towards the ****pit
to tell the pilot of his slip up, when a little old lady stops her and
says,
"Don't forget the coffee dear."