Topic: Dealing with Doctors Today | |
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Get yourselves a pencil to jot these down. When you are dealing with Doctors today, you need to be armed with an arsenal of correct Medical terminology.
1. Artery - The study of painting 2. Bacteria- The back door of a cafeteria 3. Barium- What doctors do when their patients die 4. Bowel- A letter like A,E,I,O, or U 5. Caesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome 6. CAT Scan- Searching for a kitty 7. Cauterize- To make eye contact with a girl 8. Coma- A punctuation mark 9. Enema- Someone who is not your friend 10. Fester- Quicker 11. Fibula- A small lie 12. Labor Pain-When you get hurt at work 13. Nitrates- Cheaper then day rates 14. Node- Was aware of 15.Outpatient- A patient who fainted 16. Pelvis- An Elvis impersonator 17. Recovery Room- A place to do upholstery 18. Rectum- Almost killed them 19. Secretion- something you don't want anyone to know 20. Seizure- A Roman emperor 21. Tablet- A small table 22. Terminal- Where the planes land 23. Urine- Opposite of "you're out" 24. Varicose- Nearby 25. Vein- To be conceited |
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Get yourselves a pencil to jot these down. When you are dealing with Doctors today, you need to be armed with an arsenal of correct Medical terminology. 1. Artery - The study of painting 2. Bacteria- The back door of a cafeteria 3. Barium- What doctors do when their patients die 4. Bowel- A letter like A,E,I,O, or U 5. Caesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome 6. CAT Scan- Searching for a kitty 7. Cauterize- To make eye contact with a girl 8. Coma- A punctuation mark 9. Enema- Someone who is not your friend 10. Fester- Quicker 11. Fibula- A small lie 12. Labor Pain-When you get hurt at work 13. Nitrates- Cheaper then day rates 14. Node- Was aware of 15.Outpatient- A patient who fainted 16. Pelvis- An Elvis impersonator 17. Recovery Room- A place to do upholstery 18. Rectum- Almost killed them 19. Secretion- something you don't want anyone to know 20. Seizure- A Roman emperor 21. Tablet- A small table 22. Terminal- Where the planes land 23. Urine- Opposite of "you're out" 24. Varicose- Nearby 25. Vein- To be conceited |
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Oh, these are made for Jeff Foxworthy!!!
So much...so funny!!!! |
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