Topic: Dealing with Doctors Today
uk1971's photo
Thu 01/22/09 04:52 AM
Get yourselves a pencil to jot these down. When you are dealing with Doctors today, you need to be armed with an arsenal of correct Medical terminology.

1. Artery - The study of painting

2. Bacteria- The back door of a cafeteria

3. Barium- What doctors do when their patients die

4. Bowel- A letter like A,E,I,O, or U

5. Caesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome

6. CAT Scan- Searching for a kitty

7. Cauterize- To make eye contact with a girl

8. Coma- A punctuation mark

9. Enema- Someone who is not your friend

10. Fester- Quicker

11. Fibula- A small lie

12. Labor Pain-When you get hurt at work

13. Nitrates- Cheaper then day rates

14. Node- Was aware of

15.Outpatient- A patient who fainted

16. Pelvis- An Elvis impersonator

17. Recovery Room- A place to do upholstery

18. Rectum- Almost killed them

19. Secretion- something you don't want anyone to know

20. Seizure- A Roman emperor

21. Tablet- A small table

22. Terminal- Where the planes land

23. Urine- Opposite of "you're out"

24. Varicose- Nearby

25. Vein- To be conceited

bigsmile :banana:

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 01/22/09 05:11 AM

Get yourselves a pencil to jot these down. When you are dealing with Doctors today, you need to be armed with an arsenal of correct Medical terminology.

1. Artery - The study of painting

2. Bacteria- The back door of a cafeteria

3. Barium- What doctors do when their patients die

4. Bowel- A letter like A,E,I,O, or U

5. Caesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome

6. CAT Scan- Searching for a kitty

7. Cauterize- To make eye contact with a girl

8. Coma- A punctuation mark

9. Enema- Someone who is not your friend

10. Fester- Quicker

11. Fibula- A small lie

12. Labor Pain-When you get hurt at work

13. Nitrates- Cheaper then day rates

14. Node- Was aware of

15.Outpatient- A patient who fainted

16. Pelvis- An Elvis impersonator

17. Recovery Room- A place to do upholstery

18. Rectum- Almost killed them

19. Secretion- something you don't want anyone to know

20. Seizure- A Roman emperor

21. Tablet- A small table

22. Terminal- Where the planes land

23. Urine- Opposite of "you're out"

24. Varicose- Nearby

25. Vein- To be conceited

bigsmile :banana:




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Thu 01/22/09 05:21 AM
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scoundrel's photo
Thu 01/22/09 06:26 AM
Oh, these are made for Jeff Foxworthy!!!

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Thu 01/22/09 02:08 PM
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Fri 01/23/09 01:52 AM
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