HA HA HA

Okay...this is too much! Yes, I know I am a hateful bigoted ass for laughing at the french...but OMG

Maybe Bush can bring up his numbers if Barney bites him?

Former French president Jacques Chirac hospitalized after being mauled by a "clinically depressed" poodle. This is why we make fun of you, France

Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

By Ian Sparks

Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog.

The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.

The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks', Chirac's wife Bernadette said.
Former French President Jacques Chirac pictured in his car with his pet, Sumo, the white Maltese Poodle (file photo)

Former French President Jacques Chirac pictured in his car with his pet, Sumo, the white Maltese Poodle (file photo). The president has been bitten by his dog

The former president, who ruled France for 12 years until 2007, was taken to hospital in Paris where he was treated as an outpatient and sent home, VSD magazine reported.

Mrs Chirac said: 'The dog went for him for no apparent reason.

'We were already aware the animal was unpredictable and is actually being treated with pills for depression.

'My husband was bitten quite badly, but he is certain to make a full recovery over the coming weeks.'

The former French First Lady did not reveal where on his body Chirac was bitten.

The pet, named after the Japanese form of wrestling, was a gift to the Chiracs from their grandson Martin.

Recent polls have shown that since leaving office Chirac is now regarded as one of the most popular politicians in France, liked by 70 per cent of people.

In the last days of his presidency, he was much less popular, liked by just 50 per cent of the population.

I probably shouldn't ask why we make fun of France, since I am part French and wouldn't want to know.

I am part french too.

Lafayette is one of my personal heroes.

Reasons to dislike France?

I think it sort of started with Vichy. Of course Chamberlain in England was inclined to appeasement too but the Brits came round.

Hitler said France had the power to stop him during the Rhineland occupation but did nothing and that "now it is too late for France."

Umm might go back further actually. Napoleon although interesting and certainly successful in a short term sort of way was a pretty disgusting fellow too. Expansionism...you know all that good stuff.

Since then the French have had a long history of finger pointing and spineless behavior in my opinion.

Modern times have seen the French trying to have it both ways in the middle east too.

I have been to France and lost a very good friend who was in the service, killed in Malaysia in an ambush by Afghan militants. I know France has made real contributions to the war on terror...

Still...the joke that the french are "cheese eating surrender monkeys" does not come out of no where.