sorry can't help it...the only thing i'll be hoisting is a pitcher of water from the captains table...mswiz has had me on a salt followed by more salt diet for far toooooooo long...

<----Tells the ships bartender "Isaac" ala The LOveBoat -"send this Popsicle back and bring me a whiskey sour... Do the Captain's pens EVER run out of ink?"



Oh that's right He owns stock in BiC!!

That best not be whining Im hearing Matey....now bring me a Mai Tai and make it right snappy!

<<------digging through her paperwork for that Poetic License .... rustle rustle rustle .... muttering "damn, I know it's in here somewhere...."

Kimmy always tries to be nice I was just so happy to see him go, wanted him to know I was thinking of him...and was afraid if I cheered too loudly, my crystal would break

I love it!!!

Goodbye, so long, thanks for raping my country!

nice little piece of comedy...i meant captain's stuff, not the bush presidency...that was more tragedy.

I always try to be nice to humans who deserve it. He did NOT deserve it. Too bad we didn't ALL give him the finger BEFORE he came in for a second term.

Amen.

I was kind of hoping to see an abundance of shoes go up in the air when they took off

I was laughing so hard when everyone kept talking about the problems that have been caused by the Bush administration...with him sitting right there....must have made him feel about an inch tall....no wonder he didn't stay for dinner

Kim, shoe idea is fabulous...instead of a firing squad....we hold a "Shoe-out"...a stadium full of people holding old shoes and George get to run around the field trying to dodge the hailstorm...priceless! KC, Oy..again with the saltwater! here we all are on the boat and again she's doing the all salt diet...Holly , wasnt there a Star Trek episode about that? a salt monster of some kind? Nice road sign,btw.....Dirk, thanks for the writing complement. Please check your passenger side tires, they may be a tad overinflated.....
Hey everyone....is it just me or did **** Cheney in that wheelchair really remind anyone of Dr. Strangelove??? He really would be typecast for the role, altho he is no Peter Sellers. Also, I dont know if it was just a fantasy or a spiritual experience but I kept thinking Cheney and his wheelchair were going to turn into a puff of black smoke and be carried off to the Underworld screaming by winged harpies with sharp talons. Seeing that live on TV would have been very gratifying and a fitting tribute.....

OMG, did the Mingle editor automatically bleep out the word D--K as in **** Cheney?...On the one hand, I feel like paging Lenny Bruce and George Carlin, on the other,maybe they are more politically astute then I thought!

That's "DlCK" Cheney to you Cap!!!!

Next time try D*I*C*K. That always works for me.

So essentially, if u happen to be named Richard, and your friends call you d*i*c*k, u are forever saddled with a name online that will require people to use asterisks to disable the HAL like automatic censor which assumes you are some kind of p***s......What a cross to bear...I mean it is a perfect fit for Nixon and Cheney, but what about poor Mr. Attenborough, Mr. Smothers and even Mr. Simmons who merely wants to Dance to the Oldies in those striped shorts? I'm suddenly sad and wanting to find my Deal-A-meal cards....
Oh also, dont forget there is a shuffleboard tournament on the Poop deck tonite at 9PM...step lively and watch out for the poop.

Ok Joker. Riddle me this: what the hell is a p***s?

<----looking around at the other male swabbies, but knowing as Capt, such responsibilities fall in his hands...so to speak.....ummm, er, uhh,...its the thing that made Long John Silver known for being......well....long.