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If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas .
· If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas . · If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas · If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas . · If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas . · If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas . · If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas . · If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas . · If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas . · If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas · If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all yourTexas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas . |
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If 4 wheel drive is not just an additional option, you may live in Texas.
-If your commute to work is over an hour, you might live in Texas. -If your local HS football team could match up against many states college teams, you might live in Texas. -If you drive to your cousins across the state, and sleep 2 nights on the way, you might live in Texas. -If the Local Rodeo coming to town is bigger than New Years, you might live in Texas. |
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Those could also apply to OKlahoma and Arkansas, both of which I have lived in!
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Those could also apply to OKlahoma and Arkansas, both of which I have lived in! 
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Those could also apply to OKlahoma and Arkansas, both of which I have lived in! 
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Do you need someone to explain it to you?
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Do you need someone to explain it to you? That's like book with 7 seals to me. 
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Do you need someone to explain it to you? That's like book with 7 seals to me. No one in Texas likes to know that there is an Arkansas and visa versa. It is just a joke between the two states!!
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Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"?
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Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? 
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Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see.
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Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see. 
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Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see. I don't understand  Must be your accent. 
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Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see. I don't understand Must be your accent.
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If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas . · If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas . · If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas · If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas . · If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas . · If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas . · If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas . · If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas . · If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas . · If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas · If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all yourTexas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas . ya'all are stealing Mr. Jeff Foxworth's Minnesota jokes....or does he have one for every State???? |
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Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see. I don't understand Must be your accent. 
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If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas . · If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas . · If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas · If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas . · If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas . · If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas . · If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas . · If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas . · If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas . · If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas · If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all yourTexas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas . ya'all are stealing Mr. Jeff Foxworth's Minnesota jokes....or does he have one for every State???? 
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You going to the Rodeo here ManO smiles
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