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Topic: You may live in Texas
manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 01/21/09 11:11 AM
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas . · If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas . · If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas · If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas . · If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas . · If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas . · If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas . · If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas . · If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas . · If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas · If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all yourTexas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas .

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 01/21/09 11:13 AM
If 4 wheel drive is not just an additional option, you may live in Texas. -If your commute to work is over an hour, you might live in Texas. -If your local HS football team could match up against many states college teams, you might live in Texas. -If you drive to your cousins across the state, and sleep 2 nights on the way, you might live in Texas. -If the Local Rodeo coming to town is bigger than New Years, you might live in Texas.

greer51 Joined Thu 02/22/07 Posts: 2419	Wed 01/21/09 11:38 AM
Those could also apply to OKlahoma and Arkansas, both of which I have lived in!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 01/21/09 11:40 AM
Those could also apply to OKlahoma and Arkansas, both of which I have lived in! shhhh....you shouldn't let anyone know you lived in arkansas..

invisible Joined Mon 04/09/07 Posts: 7692	Wed 01/21/09 11:41 AM


greer51 Joined Thu 02/22/07 Posts: 2419	Wed 01/21/09 11:42 AM
Those could also apply to OKlahoma and Arkansas, both of which I have lived in! shhhh....you shouldn't let anyone know you lived in arkansas..

choclablover Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 2442	Wed 01/21/09 11:43 AM
Do you need someone to explain it to you?

invisible Joined Mon 04/09/07 Posts: 7692	Wed 01/21/09 11:44 AM
Do you need someone to explain it to you? That's like book with 7 seals to me.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 01/21/09 11:45 AM
solly cholly

greer51 Joined Thu 02/22/07 Posts: 2419	Wed 01/21/09 11:46 AM
Do you need someone to explain it to you? That's like book with 7 seals to me. No one in Texas likes to know that there is an Arkansas and visa versa. It is just a joke between the two states!!

invisible Joined Mon 04/09/07 Posts: 7692	Wed 01/21/09 11:48 AM
solly cholly Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"?

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 01/21/09 11:51 AM
solly cholly Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? si...

invisible Joined Mon 04/09/07 Posts: 7692	Wed 01/21/09 11:55 AM
solly cholly Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? si... Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 01/21/09 11:57 AM
solly cholly Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? si... Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see. chinga dara....

invisible Joined Mon 04/09/07 Posts: 7692	Wed 01/21/09 12:01 PM
solly cholly Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? si... Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see. chinga dara.... I don't understand Must be your accent.

greer51 Joined Thu 02/22/07 Posts: 2419	Wed 01/21/09 12:06 PM
solly cholly Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? si... Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see. chinga dara.... I don't understand Must be your accent.

polypeasant Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 1319	Wed 01/21/09 12:27 PM
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas . · If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas . · If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas · If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas . · If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas . · If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas . · If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas . · If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas . · If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas . · If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas · If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all yourTexas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas . ya'all are stealing Mr. Jeff Foxworth's Minnesota jokes....or does he have one for every State????

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 01/21/09 04:58 PM
solly cholly Are you Chinese and I have to replace the "l" with an "r"? si... Wow, and you speak Italian fluently I see. chinga dara.... I don't understand Must be your accent. that Texas draaaawll too much for ya ?

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 01/21/09 04:58 PM
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas . · If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas . · If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas · If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas . · If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas . · If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas . · If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas . · If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas . · If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas . · If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas · If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all yourTexas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas . ya'all are stealing Mr. Jeff Foxworth's Minnesota jokes....or does he have one for every State???? I think so

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Wed 01/21/09 05:09 PM
You going to the Rodeo here ManO smiles