What is the funniest thing your child has ever said to you? Kids can say the darndest things from outta nowhere.

This should be good

my three year old....."you're fired!"

every time she gets mad, she started this at two....

i took my daughter into the public restroom stall with me - she might have been 2 or 3 years old.

she asked me, quite loudly, 'why is your vagina black?'. i explained to her that it was hair and that she'd get some when she got older too.

her first response to that (i guess she wasn't listening) was, 'is it dirty?'

i tried to explain it to her again.

in an even louder voice she said, 'maybe if you used soap, it'd come off'.

i heard giggles from the other stalls and refused to come out until the restroom was entirely empty.

When my daughter has always been rather inquisitive and at the age of two, she was notorious for taking things apart. Things like, locks, dining room chairs, doorknobs, etc. It got so bad, my then husband and I had resorted to wearing swimsuits when we showered...lol.

Well, as I cleaned the supper dishes up one night, Joe was taking a shower. Our daughter was enjoying a few moments of free-time and without our knowledge took a screwdriver to the bathroom door handle (sigh).

The next thing I knew, Joe was carrying her into the kitchen while his swim trunks dripped water everywhere and laughter was rumbling from his belly.

Apparently, our child had broke into the bathroom, pulled the shower curtain back and in absolute astonishment gasped, "Papa! It's raining in the house!"

I was having one of those 'bad hair days' when my daughter was 3 or so. I had sighed heavily as I returned the curling iron to the bathroom counter and said, "Dad gummit!"

My daughter, seated on the side of the tub, said, "Mommy, is that a naughty word?"

I responded, "No, honey, that's not a naughty word."

She thought for a few minutes and asked, "Can I say it?"

I laughed and said, "Sure, Punkin."

She promptly responded in a very firm tone, "God dammit!"

My daughter was being potty trained and had just peed her pants and panties at her grandmas I was getting her stuff from her bag when their retired german sheppard went up to her and licked her you know what she turned around and said, "Hannah just licked my monkey!" We all about lost it. She hates that story to this day.

I, trying to be the best Mom I could be, always taught my kids the correct words for their genetial parts. We have never used cutesy words or little nicknames. Well this has back fired on me more than once.
My 3 yr old Elijah has a knack for asking this one question when I least expect it and usually in public. The last time it happened was a few weeks ago in Wal-Mart. I was puttin him into the seat of a cart and a woman walks by holdin her daughter's hand. While I'm doin up the seatbelt, he looks at me very seriously and in a very loud voice asks, "Mom she has a vagina and I have a penis right?"

My daughter who is 18 now was standing behind an elderly group of people at a restaurant after church one Sunday and she said very loudly why do these people smell funny?

I am teaching my youngest (2) how to be polite and say excuse me when you burp or pass gas. We were at wal-mart the other day and this lady passed gas very loudly and quite noticeably . My son yelled "Mommy, she didn't say 'scuse me and she tooted really bad. It smells yucky too." I tried to shush him, but he kept saying it louder and louder. He finally told her,"you not a nice lady to make it stinky in here and not say 'scuse me." Everyone was laughing and the lady turned and glared at me.

This past summer my daughter (she's 10)and I were shopping one day and I kept noticing there were a lot of women that were pregnant. Well, on our way home I saw another pregnant woman sitting on her porch so finally I said, "Wow, there sure are a lot of pregnant women around here." Without skipping a beat and in a dead serious tone, my daughter says, "Well Mom, you know it IS mating season don't ya?" I laughed so hard I was crying!

Believe it or not as the years pass by these funny situations will fade from your memory.

By keeping a Childhood journal noteing these and other parenting experiences you can enjoy looking back.

It also serves as a great reference as your child becomes a parent. I was told some years ago to give copies of my children pictures too them one year at a time on their children's birthdays. My journal has helped write personal letters to my Grandchildren/children that they seem to really enjoy.