Don't you just hate it when someone tells you they are from the states then they write you on IM and their "translater program" they are using slips and you get a message like --

"Tra lai em niem vui khi duoc gan ben em, tra lai em loi yeu thuong em dem, tra lai em niem tin thang nam qua ta dap xay. Gio day chi la nhung ky niem buon"

Can you say "oopsie??"

I swear I am going to start my own chapter of "Scammers R Us" and I am the President.

Its just Satan...use a mirror to read.

I got that one time and he told me it was a virus in his computer. He swore up and down that he was never in a different country and didn't know how to speak anything but english. Although his english was awful.

OMG...I think living up here I don't get spammed like everyone else. Thank God.
So what did you send back. I think I would have grabbed the Japanese language and typed that one.

Good luck with that

Please hold, We will have a technician to your location in just a minute.

Maybe their program got wet when their bathtub crashed on shore on arrival

Me so verwy sawwy translator program not so gewd.

A pal of mine and I are writing a book on this fun entertaining stuff!!!

I am on such a roll lately, have had a guy from Nigeria, Arabia, West Africa and now this dude, I swear I am a "scammer magnet." The dude from West Africa wanted me to accept cash and then route it to him, was his payroll. I said no, didn't want to get involved in anything illegal, then he asked me to open an offshore account for him, not even close. The Arabian guy wants to pay off my house so I can refinance it and give him a line of credit . Oh he1l no!!!!!!

I cannot believe some of the crap these dudes come up with. The broken English is a dead giveaway. I only talk to them to see what their game is, just for kicks. Oh well, think it is funny when the IM "slips."

looks more like Thai or vietnamese to me.

I could probably give you some stories.

I'm happy you found someone

Ummm, not even close. Nigeria boy did tell me he bought me a diamond ring after 3 weeks, but then claimed to be robbed and when I wouldn't send him money for a new passport, etc., he closed his account and has moved on to greener pastures and richer women I am sure. Dang, I was trying to figure out how to get him to send me the ring so I could guard it for him.

i'm thinking satan,baalzebul,or geryon...if not well who else are ya gonna save yourself from....me

that was a strange conversation

did you actually translate it? looks vietnamese

something about "returning love to children..."

Hey!
Would you cash a check for me and send me the money Western Union?


I am sure I didn't see you being a crystallized sugar based confectionery treat with a stick coming out of your backside.