All of these great and true sayings from Jeff Foxworthy, Commedian:
"IF"
>You find - 10 degrees a little chilly

>You know all of the 4 seasons: 1-Almost Winter, 2-Winter, 3- Still Winter, and of course, 4-Road Construction
>If "Down South" to you means Iowa
>You consider the major food groups to be: Beer, Fish, and Venison

>If your town has an equal number of churches and bars
>You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
>If you think Ketchup is a little too spicy
>You know several people who have hit deer more than once

>if you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time

>If you are proud your state makes the national news 96 nights because International Fall is the Coldest Spot in the Nation

>If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of snow and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by

Yep, you betcha, as a born and raised Minnesotan, I swell with pride!

If your Motown :)

You find this funny...

Why Do the Packers have natural grass on their field? Its for their cheerleaders to graze on.

Tee Hee.

I was born in Minnesota so I have the right to make fun of Wisconsin.

On Wisconsin....
And you really have to hand it to the College fans who will travel all the way across their great nation, even Hawaii, and proudly where their cheese head hats!!!

Nice the kid showed up too play. You Minnesota people too funny. Have Family from St. Louis how do you like it there? Where is Mo

sooO glad I live in Texas

Me too sorry to say to far north. I'd have to come back for the winters. Polly probably loving Hawaii lucky girl :)

What did the Minn guy say to the Pillsbury dough boy?







Nice tan

Hey, don't make fun....only the tourists in Hawaii make me look slightly tan...
They go from Pillsbury dough boy to Pillsbury fried red dough boy....but guess if you never feel sunshine on your shoulder but 2 months out of a year, you just chance it....