Ha Ha

A potential headline almost as funny as "Man Bites Dog"

Cow knocks over woman on bike, steps on her legs
The Associated Press
Posted: 01/20/2009 08:53:32 AM MST
Updated: 01/20/2009 08:57:42 AM MST

BOULDER, Colo.—A woman has escaped serious injury and has refused medical treatment after a cow knocked the woman down and walked on her legs in Boulder.

Boulder Open Space and Mountain Parks ranger Pete Taylor says the woman was riding her bicycle along the South Boulder Creek Trail on Monday when she encountered the cow and stopped to let the animal cross.

Instead, the cow knocked the woman over and stepped on her legs.

Taylor says the woman wasn't seriously hurt. Her name was not released.

The cow had left the area by the time rangers arrived, but other people warned fellow bikers and hikers on the trail about the animal.

Boulder Mountain Bike Alliance vice president Jason Vogel called the incident "odd, rare and random."

Wow, that must be a first.

GOT TO MAKE THAT COW INTO STEAKS HAMBUGER AND HOT DOGS , COOK OUT TIME..........

yummm steak....

I am an unapologetic meat eater! I have given up commercially raised veal however.

I think tonight it will venison though.

HA HA HA

Oh man...if I was an editor today I would surely get sacked for callousness!

The headline for this story?

DING! He's Done!

N.H. man who helped develop microwave oven dies

January 20, 2009 10:25 AM

NASHUA, N.H. (AP) — Robert Decareau, who helped invent the processes necessary to create the microwave oven, has died in Nashua.

Decareau, who lived in Amherst, was 82. He died Sunday after suffering from Alzheimer's for the last 17 years.

According to his family, Decareau was a Massachusetts native who went to work for Raytheon after earning his doctorate in chemistry. It was there that he started working on microwave energy food applications, and he was one of the first to call himself a food scientist.

Decareau's daughter, Karen Ross of Auburn, Maine, says she remembers her father experimenting with a refrigerator-sized prototype microwave oven in the family's basement in the 1960s

GOT COW PIES FOR THE GOT MILK>>>>>>>>>>>