Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the
whole way.

Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out
and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look
years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle"
products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know
me, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his
reward, he stops her by saying...

"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"

well ,,,,,,,,,,,,

not as good as the others,but still pretty damn good