A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.


Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'



Maria: Your husband said so .'



Wife: 'Oh.' Maria '

The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.



Wife 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'



Maria: Your husband did.'



Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: '

My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'



Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'



Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE RAISE!

oh blackmail, I like

not where i thought it was going but damn funny....lol