1. Modern Ninjas are generally six foot-tall white or Asian males, unmarried, who live on islands working as bodyguards for evil, French billionaires.

2. Guard dogs cannot kill or overpower Ninjas, no matter how large or well-trained.

3. Ninjas are not only silent — they’re mute from birth. They moonlight as mimes.

4. Orphaned, white teenagers invariably become better at Ninjitsu than the 80 year-old Japanese masters who taught them.

5. Ninja clans can hold grudges longer than the Middle East.

6. Ninjas frequently hold practice sessions in abandoned New York warehouses that somehow still have electricity, but no rat or roach problems.

7. Ninjas inevitably meet their end fighting in death matches held by their evil, French billionaire bosses.

8. Despite their secrecy, Ninjas are actually quite easy to encounter or hire.

9. When it comes to the discriminating, evil French billionaire, an army of Ninjas is the preferred weapon of choice over nuclear weapons, computer viruses, bio-terrorism or rabid Yorkies.

10. Ninja’s can leap up and backwards 4 floors in the blink of an eye.

11. All ninja’s carry 43,000 throwing stars as standard kit.

12. Ninja’s can travel upwards of 30mph underwater and stay under for at least 15 minutes and possess super human strength and speed whilst underwater.

13. There are good ninja’s and bad ninja’s, usually cleverly defined by wearing black or white.

What do you know about Ninjas?

I know that ninjas and pirates agree: Cowboys suck.

But enough about your love life......

#11. lol they do! they can throw those stars all at once too. dont forget about their smoke bombs. they cant leave the island without 1..2...43,000.

im a ninja

they do