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My daughter stayed with me a couple of days ago and she reduced me to
tears of laughter with a phone call she made to an ex boyfriend who had dumped her. 'Hello. Is that Dave on the line?' "Yes it is." 'Well get off. There's a train coming.' She then hung up. 
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that would be me
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Mighta guessed.
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ahem...
I got your sense of humor
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No more rum for you my girl.
By the way 'I feel fine'  'STILL!' |
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man I STILL have
eleanor rigby stuck in my head   btw...aren't you supposed to be in your room?
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I wish she would call me randomly and say weird things lol. Nobody
calls me anymore =( |
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cute |
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Yeah. but I got out by the ladder mommy put up at the window.
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pfffft...
this is not fair... she is grounded too 
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I don't think she knows that yet.
We got a spare key anyway
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muahaha
wtf? dammit... you parents are crazy... LMAO |
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I know my parents are crazy!? Whats that got to do with anything? lol
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I have no idea Allen
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Maybe crazy. But like I said we've got the spare key.
AND THE RUM.......................ALL OF IT........................EVERY LAST BOTTLE
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 you are mean Tom
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That's what you get for grounding us.
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fine...
I am just trying to be a good daughter...
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Rum is nasty, Pepsi is better, and I got plenty of that! =P
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