Topic: Guy walks into his house
sensualsweet's photo
Sun 01/18/09 04:24 PM
This guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm and says, "This is the pig I've been phuquing". His wife responds, "But that's a duck"... to which he replies, "I was talking to the duck"!!

DonnieDarko's photo
Sun 01/18/09 04:46 PM
thats bad ass

sensualsweet's photo
Sun 01/18/09 06:06 PM
I actually heard that in the background of a Frasier episode!!