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 How can you tell if a friend is fake?
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squeeze them
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Poke them with a stick
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Edited by
Derekkye
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Sun 01/18/09 01:47 PM
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Poke them with a stick metaphorically kinky |
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light em on fire
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When they never follow through with what they say they are going to do.
Hey Mirror, You ask questions, but you never provide your own answers to those questions.....why is that? |
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When they talk crap behind your back, lie or steal.
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If when you call, or e-mail him/her with a problem and there is no answer back!! I've had that happen to me before!! I dropped him like a "hot potato"!!
 
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If you try to touch them and your hand goes right through, chances are that they're fake.
If you go to give your friend a hug, only to find that said friend is a cardboard cut-out, chances are he/she's fake. If you and your friend live in Los Angeles, chances are that the BOTH of you are fake. If you have to resort to putting a wig on your pet dog to "turn" it into your friend, chances are that it's probably fake. |
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They make gagging noises after they told you that your butt doesn't look big in that.
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Edited by
transientmind
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Sun 01/18/09 01:54 PM
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The shellac coating is a dead giveaway.
...Or if one day, she's just lying there, flat... 
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They make gagging noises after they told you that your butt doesn't look big in that. Hey hey .. they could of been coughing on something! It happens! 
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You can't tell until you find out by experience.
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When they get caught up in other people's dramas, and dont bother asking what is going on, and why they were kept out of it....
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When their profile gets deactivated
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a real friend will be sitting with you in lock up saying(wow that was alot fun) a fake freind won't be around
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When they get caught up in other people's dramas, and dont bother asking what is going on, and why they were kept out of it.... Like that? |
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Tell them you need a place to stay for a few days and stay a few weeks
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When they get caught up in other people's dramas, and dont bother asking what is going on, and why they were kept out of it.... Like that? There is always 27 sides to a story.......... 
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if she goes away every time you open your eyes!
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