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What?
Before you laugh. I've received more mail from women with this dumb-ass profile than with the real profile I have up on my normal dating site. That other site doesn't allow pictures with towels. Women seem to be attracted to a nice fluffy towel that has wit, charm, and personality. 
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 I love the towel pic.  Im a fan of the Zot-man
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I love the towel pic. Im a fan of the Zot-man I hate dancing banana's I removed yours |
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Edited by
Winx
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Sat 01/17/09 11:42 PM
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That's funny.
Can we still have a pic of you? Edit: Can't rate the blog. There's not much in there. |
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From a guy's perspective, I think it's pretty darn funny. Got me laughing. I think that's why you are getting responses.
I say, if it continues to work, leave it. At some point you will be asked for a real photo by a woman, so be prepared to give it to her...the photo, that is. |
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That's funny. Can we still have a pic of you? I've sent out 3 tonight. One of the real me to a real lady and two fake pics to the two people messing with me. |
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Edited by
MrZot
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Sat 01/17/09 11:43 PM
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From a guy's perspective, I think it's pretty darn funny. Got me laughing. I think that's why you are getting responses. I say, if it continues to work, leave it. At some point you will be asked for a real photo by a woman, so be prepared to give it to her...the photo, that is. I did give one REAL photo out already. I came here to have fun, not to hit on women. Seems the relaxed approach is the way to go. Not to mention that when I take off the towel I'm a handsome devil. |
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The mystery...the abstract...the artistry...how about them apples. I give it a nine.
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The mystery...the abstract...the artistry...how about them apples. I give it a nine. Just wait until I upgrade to a nicer towel. I wonder what would happen if I finished my written profile? You can't have a towel when it comes to words. Women like words. |
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I love the towel pic. Im a fan of the Zot-man I hate dancing banana's I removed yours k 
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Yes, women like words.
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Just wait until I upgrade to a nicer towel. Be careful. You start wearing a fine Egyptian cotton towel and you will be fighting them off.
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I love the towel pic. Im a fan of the Zot-man I hate dancing banana's I removed yours k You bad.
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The mystery...the abstract...the artistry...how about them apples. I give it a nine. Just wait until I upgrade to a nicer towel. I wonder what would happen if I finished my written profile? You can't have a towel when it comes to words. Women like words. Howabout more pics but with different colored towels?
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The mystery...the abstract...the artistry...how about them apples. I give it a nine. Just wait until I upgrade to a nicer towel. I wonder what would happen if I finished my written profile? You can't have a towel when it comes to words. Women like words. Howabout more pics but with different colored towels? That would be too exciting. 
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Just wait until I upgrade to a nicer towel. Be careful. You start wearing a fine Egyptian cotton towel and you will be fighting them off. Reallllllly? Right now I'm just in a motel towel. I'll have to go to Macy's and get something nice. Maybe multiple colors for my multiple moods. Now, what is the "towel" equivalent for a written profile? |
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Check it out
<<<<<<<<<< I changed into a short sexy hand towel. Good for those times when I want to look sexy for a night of clubbing and dancing. Damn it, I don't have the heels to match. |
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Next time...when you are feeling really risky...go for the wash cloth.
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Next time...when you are feeling really risky...go for the wash cloth. <<<<<<Done! Wash cloth. Can you see my panty line? |
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Check it out <<<<<<<<<< I changed into a short sexy hand towel. Good for those times when I want to look sexy for a night of clubbing and dancing. Damn it, I don't have the heels to match.  wow
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