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...poke your eye out.
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Don't ask her for anal sex,just do it!!
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 ...stop...
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....step on my blue suede shoes...! it won't hurt too much .. unless I use my red snakeskin stilletos 
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forget...
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...do that anymore....
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... make me have to stop this spaceship!
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... touch the dials! Just lean back, everything is under control.
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.....say it's me not you
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Don't stop , that feels good
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...make me have to tell you again....
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talk.
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...evah quit rockin' it...
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Edited by
GM4N
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Sat 01/17/09 12:49 PM
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.......say your a nice guy...
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..touch that dial.
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talk. Just DO it... 
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Slam your penis in a car door ROFL...my friends grandpa slammed his tallywhacker in the dresser drawer after his morning shower one day. When his wife finally made it to the room to find out why he was screaming, she was laughing too hard to help remove said member from the drawer. I was told about the entire incident by both the G'Ma and G'Pa during the bbq they held later that same day. It was like an x-rated version of Seinfield...lol. |
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...step on my lawn...
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... forget to leave a nice tip on the nightstand...
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........call me, I'll call you
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