Tell me what you think I am

I think you are a guy

Is this a trick question?

Nope

I give...what are you?

Maybe we can play 20 questions.

Who wants to start?

Jewish boy

a horny male..sorry

a musician

Crab person.

what is a crab person?

Quite the intense personality. Good size. Either a Cop or an Actor eh?

They were banished beneath the Earth's crust a thousand years ago during the Kindling Wars.

They are a species of what appears to be anthropomorphic crab, standing about four feet tall and capable of speaking English.

"Cra-a-ab people, cra-a-ab people, taste like crab, talk like people."

Last known encounter: The stylish cast of "Queer eye for the straight guy" was discovered in all actuality to be crab people. They were trying to turn the male population weak with their metro-sexual teachings, making the human race that much easier to overthrow. They failed.

Nathan?...hot dog. Don't like 'em.

Have you ever had one from Coney Island?? Or just those 8 packs from the supermarket?

Only from the market. They are way too salty.
How's everything going with you?

Everything is good,you? If you ever find yourself in NY, I'm going to take you to Coney Island and get you a real Nathan's hot dog.

First, I need to get back to Saratoga,NY. Don't know when that will ever happen again. Need to stop looking toward's it, for now anyway.

Oh, THOSE crab people. I tend to forget about them when I'm not around melted butter and Old Bay.