well its the best part of rhode island in this profile ita about me liking the best people of all people worth a billion a trillion dollars its not fair that domincan women ignore i am there family its very unfair to top it off i want to see a forign countrie anyone please reply to this profile

Mods please do something with this guy, it's getting out of hand!!

DUDE. Nobody is responding to your faceless, anonymous requests for sex or funding to go to the Dominican Republic with the Peace Corps.

You say NOTHING about yourself, only that you want a married woman from the city to have sex with you, and you clearly want to have an affair and then run away to the DR where I guess everything will be magical (here's a hint, it's impoverished). The per capita GDP of the DR is like $8,100 according to Wiki, do you really think things are going to be nice down there?

Not only that, are you trying to talk to people here? Because it's a give and take thing you know.

Basically, LEARN HOW TO READ. LEARN HOW TO FORM A COHERENT THOUGHT. USE PUNCTUATION.

Complete sentences are a beautiful thing, and can be used to communicate ideas between two individuals with minimal confusion. Try them some time.

Serioulsy People? Seriously!














I am begining to think its not just Dominican women who ignore you.

Join the army You get to visit foreign countries. Learn valuable skills and get money for college.

i second that motion

I know exactly what you are trying to express.

A simple sentence is a noun and a verb,
a noun and a verb, a noun and a verb
All you need is a noun and a verb
to make a simple sentence.

Dogs bark.
People sing.
George runs
and bells ring

A simple sentence is a noun and a verb,
a noun and a verb, a noun and a verb
All you need is a noun and a verb
to make a simple sentence.

Flowers grow.
Children play.
Rain falls.
Jeans fray.

A simple sentence is a noun and a verb,
a noun and a verb, a noun and a verb
All you need is a noun and a verb
to make a simple sentence.

Each sentence needs a subject.
That would be a noun.
Then to add some action a verb must be found.

A simple sentence is a noun and a verb,
a noun and a verb, a noun and a verb
All you need is a noun and a verb
to make a simple sentence.

A noun and verb make a simple sentence.

An ARTICLE introduces a noun.

A NOUN is a name of person, place or thing.

An ADJECTIVE describes a noun.

An ADVERB describes a verb.

A VERB is a word that shows action.

The function (whew whew) of a conjunction
Is to link words together, link words together.

Conjunctions link up;let me explain.
Chugga chugga, chugga chugga, just like a train.
Chugga chugga, chugga chugga, just like a train.

Conjunctions link a phrase or a clause.
There are 3 kinds you should know
Coordinating conjunctions are:
and, but, or, not, for, yet, so

Correlative conjunctions are used in pairs
like both with and and neither with nor
They work together and not alone.
Not only with but also and either with or

The function (whew whew) of a conjunction
Is to link words together, link words together.

Conjunctions link up;let me explain.
Chugga chugga, chugga chugga, just like a train.
Chugga chugga, chugga chugga, just like a train.

Subordinating conjunctions are used as adverbs
and will come before a clause
They will be words like while and although
or maybe the word because.

The function (whew whew) of a conjunction
Is to link words together, link words together.

Let’s move this train around
A verb or noun, a conjunction and another verb or noun.
A verb or noun, a conjunction and another verb or noun.

Let’s move this train around
A verb or noun, a conjunction and another verb or noun.
A verb or noun, a conjunction and another verb or noun.

The function (whew whew) of a conjunction
Is to link words together, link words together.

Conjunctions link up;let me explain.
Chugga chugga, chugga chugga, just like a train.
Chugga chugga, chugga chugga, just like a train.

Well how do you do, I’m the language police.
I’m here to tell ya, I’m looking for a gang of thieves.
There’s four of them, let me describe them to you.
So if they come this way, you’ll know just what to do.

Chorus:
Well I’m the Language Police.
And I’m looking for a gang of thieves.
Every noun, adverb, adjective and verb
Knows who I am, I give you my word.

The first one of this gang of whom I’m gonna sing,
Is called a noun, that’s a person, place or thing.
The next one of these guys goes by the name of verb.
I’m sure you know that he’s the action word.

Chorus

The next one on my list of whom I will describe,
Is the adverb, and it’s the verb he modifies.
He tells us more about that action word.
He’s very creative and he spices up the verb.

Chorus

The last one of this gang is smart and kind of wise.
It’s the adjective and it’s the noun he modifies.
He adds detail, that little adjective.
Size, colour, quality, are things he likes to give.

Chorus

Well I suppose you’re wondering just what this gang has done.
They stole the dot from the “i” and now it looks like a one.
Well I know, it’s trivial to you,
But change an “i” to a “1” and you won’t know what to do.

Chorus

And I’m looking for a gang of thieves
Every noun, adverb, adjective and verb
Knows who I am, I give you my word.

Attention! This is the Language Police! You are completely surrounded!
Come out with the dot! I repeat, come out with the dot!
Noun, verb, adjective, adverb, we know you’re in there.
There is no chance of escape. You are to come out with the dot!
I repeat, come out with the dot now!

Are you with me Jack?

Dunno 'bout anyone else 'Loo, but I'm lovin' it! I say we raid at dawn, no prisoners!

Let's make a battle plan

Fahget about a plan, this one's a sleeper. WE got this! Just charge, BOTH barrels blazin'...


Ah, now isn't that MUCH mo' bettah???

Fo shizzle