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Oh, Forrest! I've been slavin' over this hot stove all mornin' ... I even made your favorite biscuits! Are you tellin' me you're really not going to eat anything?
Fooooo--rrrrr----------es-ttttttt------------! |
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...shrimp and pasta, shrimp and rice, peel and eat shrimp...
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Look, Forrest!
 I went into town today - and Bubba gave me this whole truck load shrimp, fresh from the mornin' catch!!!  O, we've been SOO-ooooo---- long w/out shrimp! What should I make for supper?    
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Look, Forrest! I went into town today - and Bubba gave me this whole truck load shrimp, fresh from the mornin' catch!!! O, we've been SOO-ooooo---- long w/out shrimp! What should I make for supper?
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 Oh, Forrest, why that's SO s-ww-eett!  Tell me a bedtime story, hon'... 
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Oh, Forrest, why that's SO s-ww-eett! Tell me a bedtime story, hon'...
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 Oh, Hunta' T, you say the cutest thangs when you're... 
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...As yr lawyer I advise you to drop a hit of acid....
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...As yr lawyer I advise you to drop a hit of acid....   Ooops, so your saying that the whole 10 sheets might have be too much? TOO LATE! Stay calm, I did split it w/ you!   Next stop, Babylon...  |
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...Bats,..bats everywhere. I won't tell her...poor bastard will see em' soon enough....
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Wow, Centerville...
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Ever hear the story about the man who taught his a$$hole to talk?...
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Hey honkies!
You folks wanna buy some dope? Goddamnit, I'm serious. All I'm trying to sell you is some pure ****ing smack! This is the real stuff! You won't get hooked. I just got back from Vietnam. Ahahaha! I wanna sell you some pure f**king smack... pure... f**k... |
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Well ...First I'm obligated to ask you if yr a cop.(lol)
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Goddammit you bastards!
Pull over! I'll kill you, I'll kill you! Pull over, come on... You fiend! |
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You got the scag, man. Let's see it first, then we'll talk!
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Callin' any vegetable! Callin' any vegetable? Eddie, are ya kiddin'?  Eddie, are you kidding????
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Leave the gun...take the cannoli
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 "Yo, open the door... It's me, DAVE!!!"  Dave's not here...  
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You talkin' to ME...You talkin' to Me? I don't see anybody else here so you must be talkin' to ME.
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