This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with...

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1- ------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbou r
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja !
None----------because I can 't control myself



mine is:
i jumped on a phone because i'm awesome!

April-----------I licked
27-------my brother
Other---------because I'm a Ninja !

I just did this 2 days ago........


um I was born on 1/6/

my shirt is red=

I kicked the gangster cuz the voice told me to.

i yelled at a monster because thats how i roll. lmao

I karate chopped a surfer because the voices told me to.

I karate chopped a goat cause I'm not crazy.

that's really funny you guys...mine's so boring!

I danced with a stuffed animal because I can't controll myself.

I'll be damned!
That sounds like something I would do too.

hahahaha

I loved my neighbor because I'm sexy & I do what I want

I smelled a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I sang to my neighbor because the voices told me too!!!!!!!!!


Well that's fitting!!!!!!!!


They do that frequently!!!!!

i ran over your mom!!! because i'm cool like that

I smelled the snowman because im sexy and do what I want..

O,,,K,,,,,,

I had lunch with my dog because that's the way I roll I'm still
laughing at the last part that's the way I roll HUH lol

I loved a phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

WOW,,,AOLT OF US LIKE BLUE,,,,LOL

I yelled at a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want!LMAO

i had lunch with a baseball bat because i'm sexy and i do what i want to

I sang to my science teacher because Big Bird said to and he's my
leader..........